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If ever you have occasion to eat kebabs in Germany, do not wipe your food covered hands anywhere on the seller’s stand even though he won’t let you have any napkins. Doing so may be grounds for receivinga ladle full of hot sauce to the eyes. Police in the city of Bremen have taken a …
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That didn’t take long.National anthem won’t change: PMO “We offered to hear from Canadians on this issue and they have already spoken loud and clear. They overwhelmingly do not want to open the issue,” said Dimitri Soudas, a spokesman for the Prime Minister’s Office. “The government will not proceed any further to change our national …
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Something happened to me the other day that has never happened to me before. I got cut off at a bar. Actually it was a bar/restaurant, the Brantford Moose Winooski’s to be specific. My brother and I had just gotten done seeing the Irish Rovers at the Sanderson Centre on Tuesday afternoon and decided to …
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Here’s a bit of free legal advice. If the police haul you in on suspicion of driving under the influence, it is generally a good idea to hire a lawyer and fight as best you can. However, if the vehicle you were cruising around in when the police hauled you in on suspicion of driving …
When a story involvessome idiot doing something dangerous and stupid and calling it a prank *and* a person covered with food,you know we’re posting it. According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his …
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There’s never a good time to fondle a woman who doesn’t want to be fondled, but there are especially bad times to try. For instance, when the woman in question isa nurse in the midst of helping to deliver your baby,the time is no good at all. If you don’t want to take my word …
Great news, Canadians! Our economy is as strong as it has ever been, the federal and provincial budgets are all showing record surpluses, unemployment is at 0% and our troops are home from Afghanistan! We’ve also gotten all parties to agree on a reasonable environmental policy, the whole torturing of prisoners thing has been resolved …
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Today’s tip: Do not under any circumstances everplay a little game of grab ass with the police officer who has been interrogating you about sex crimes, even if all you’re trying to do is “commend her for shaking her rear end so nicely.”This will never end well, unless your idea of ending well involves sexual …
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I woke up this morning with this song in my head for no apparent reason, so I figured I’d put it in yours.Bowser and Blue – Working Where the Sun Don’t Shine (The ColoRectal Surgeon’s Song). And for the sake of name dropping, I met these guys a few years ago and they were super …
Wow, we did it! Not sure what to say! Great game from Team Canada, even though they decided to make things interesting by giving up the tying goal with only 24.4 seconds left in the third period, sending it to overtime. they played a beautiful defensive game, and full credit to the Americans as well, …