Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Jesus doesthisever make us look amazingly pathetic as a country. The game is on and we’re all trying to watch it, so here’s the short version: Canada isn’t leading the medal standings and won’t be owning the podium because of all the fans and their damn cheering distracting the athletes. Of course I’m serious, who …
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Nicholas Lorenzo, the fellow in the picture, is headed for trial after being accused ofputting a little extra meat on display while working behind the deli counter at his local Safeway. The woman told investigators that she noticed some motion from behind the glass door, and then saw the employee — who was later identified …
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So . . . yeah . . . um . . . ThatpredictionI madedidn’t quite pan out like I had hoped. Like I said in the comments, Canada didn’t play a bad game, the US just played a better one. there definitely were some penalties that Canada did not need to take and you could …
While I’m making predictions, here are my picks for tonight’s WWE Elimination Chamber pay-per-view. As always, I’ll post once I’ve seen the show to let you know how shitty I’m doing in the contest. I almost watched this show tonight, butthe gameis far more important. Raw Elimination Chamber – WWE Champion Sheamus vs. Triple H …
Ok, time to throw down my prediction for tonight’s big Canada vs. USA hockey game. I’m not going to spend a whole lot of time analyzing line combinations and statistics and all that stuff, it’s been done to death by folks much more qualified than I. I’m simply going to use a little deductive reasoning …
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Anyone who knows me knows that I have 0 time for war. I think it’s one of the stupidest, most pointless things that humans have ever come up with. But at the same time, I also have infinite respect for those who are willing to risk their lives to fight in one. With that said, …
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I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …
I’ve meant to write more about the Olympics than I have, but obviously that hasn’t happened. Oh well, what are ya gonna do? Canada is doing pretty well after a week of competition. We’re currently tied for 4th place in the medal count with France, 7 each. the United States is currently whipping ass with …
Watching this ad, I have no idea how this fantastic product never caught on. It never did catch on, did it? I mean honestly, how could anybody possibly resist a song like that and the promise of pretend milk?
Speaking as a man, I must say that it’s always nice when I can put women in a post like this. It really shows that as much as we like to spend time pointing out our differences, deep down we’re all the same. The exact, batshit crazy same. Venus Lewisis facing 3 counts of lewd …