I Hope Nobody Asked For A Pound Of Anything

Last Updated on: 7th April 2023, 10:52 am

Nicholas Lorenzo
Nicholas Lorenzo, the fellow in the picture, is headed for trial after being accused ofputting a little extra meat on display while working behind the deli counter at his local Safeway.

The woman told investigators that she noticed some motion from behind the glass door, and then saw the employee — who was later identified as Lorenzo — “holding his penis,” the affidavit said. The woman said he was masturbating while talking with her, and when he saw the shocked look on her face, he put his penis back in his pants, according to the affidavit.

When police confronted Lorenzo about the allegations, he admitted to “having his penis out of his pants,” the affidavit said.

He admitted to having it out on the job, but plead not guilty to the indecent exposure charge? Remind me never to hire this guy.

And just to keep things classy, the woman making the accusations against Lorenzo was shopping with her baby at the time. Nice, real nice.

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