I’m not sure many words exist to adequately describe what I’m about to share with you all or maybe I should say yiz’all, so I’ll keep it to 2. Country rap. Yeah, that’s what I said, country rap. Yes,that John Michael Montgomery. I’m not sure if old John has gone through some hard times in …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Welcome To Vancouver, All Of You Less Awesome People
While we’re talking Olympics, Canada’s men’s hockey team plays it’s first game tonight. I’m sure many of you already knew that, but you may not have known about this. Team Canada recorded a video welcoming all of the other teams to Vancouver in preparation for the tournament, but for some reason decided against using it. …
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What A doucheBegg-Smith
We here at Vomit comet would like to take this moment to congratulate Canada’s Alex Bilodeau on his Olympic gold medal winning performance in the freestyle moguls event. Not only was it a great victory for him and for the Canadian Olympic team as a whole, but it comes with an added bit of satisfaction …
Monday Night Wars, Take 2
Here we go again. I’m trying to come up with a bigger wrestling news story than this one that doesn’t involve a death or a murder, and I’m drawing a total blank. TNA officiallyannouncedyesterday that starting on March 8th, Impact will be moving to Monday nights from 9 to 11 PM. In case you don’t …
Sorry, Can’t Resist…Then Again, Neither Can they
Pope, Irish bishops discuss child sex abuse They all agree it’s a pretty good idea.
I’ve Got Wood In My Wood
Folks, we’ve got ourselves a possible humping! A 21-year-old fellow by the name of William Shaw has been banned by the courts from entering Airdrie, Scotland’s Central Park, at least until claims that while he was there hedropped trou and tried to have sex with a treeare resolved. It is alleged he dropped his trousers …
>An Open Letter To Vesa Toskala
>Down Goes Brownhas written a fabulously entertaining response to Vesa Toskala’s comment that he couldn’t wait to wash the blue and white out of his gear. Dear Vesa, Thanks for stopping by my blog. I’ll pause for a moment while you configure your screen reading software. It’s now been ten days since you were traded. …
Sinking Like A Sunset
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …
Hopefully The Movies Are Being Tested For DVD
Rick C. Musgnung is either honest to a fault or has quite the messed up sense of what’s ok and what isn’t. During his sentencing hearing on charges of corruption of minors, open lewdness, possession of drug paraphernalia and disorderly conduct, he freely admitted to throwing humpings to some movies, a gumball machine, the floor …
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Kookaburra Sits On A Big Pile Of Money
Another story update to pass along, this time from the music department. Carinwrotelast summer about a suit filed against the band Men at Work by publishing company Larrikin Music claiming that the band’s song Down Under rips off a piece of the campfire song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree. The ruling in the …