Daniel Boss’ wife: I wish to argue with you. I shall yell at you at this time.Daniel Boss: I do not wish to argue, but since you insist, I shall respond by calling you names.Daniel Boss’ wife: The names with which you are addressing me are not pleasing to my ear, so I feel it …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Arrive Alive, But Don’t Let Us Catch You Waiting For Your Sober Drive
I have no reason to personally hate cops, but with more and more stories like this one coming out every day, it’s getting harder and harder not to do so based on principle. Busting people for public intoxication and fining them $65 each when all they’re guilty of is waiting for their ride home…with the …
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Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Beautiful Your…Handlebars?
Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case… If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you: Be drunk at the time. Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on. Try to balance the tree …
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Eddie Fatu, (AKA Umaga), Dies
Eddie Fatu, probably best known to wrestling fans or anybody who reads my wrestling posts here as Umaga,died today at the age of 36 of what is believed to be a massive heart attack. He hadn’t wrestled for WWE since being released in June reportedly due to his second violation of the company’s drug testing …
I Think This Is The Template For Every Dumbshit Stands In Line To Buy Something Stupid Article Ever Written
New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable Able to remain operational for longer periods of time and occupy a demonstrably smaller three-dimensional space, the new device is so advanced when compared to the old device that it makes the old device appear much older than it actually is. However, the new device is reportedly not so …
I’m Sorry About All Of This, It Was Just One Of Those He Said, She Vandalize Type Situations
You’re a teacher. One of your co-workers makes some comments about you that you don’t particularly like. What do you do? If the police theory is accurate, what you do if you happen to be Brenda Sue Rawls is round up a 7th grader from the school you teach at, some sardine juice, condoms and …
A Little Wednesday Afternoon Blind Guy Cell Phone Photography
The last time we did thisit was summer, Carin was hammered and they turned out pretty funny.Now it’s my turn to take a kick at the can as it were. Unfortunately I don’t currently find myself in the same sorry state as our little friend did that night, but I’m just as blind if not …
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Sibling Pievalry
I was beginning to wonder how it could be that we made it through a holiday based pretty much entirely on food without hearing about anyone getting beaten with some of it. Well,good things come to those who wait.Thank you, yet to be identified Texas brother and sister. The 26-year old brother from Texas City …
Seems I’m Better Off Whooping On Old Folks Than Kids
From the folks who brought youHow Many 5-year-olds Could You Take In A FightcomesHow Many 90-year-olds Could You Take In A Fight? Answering as honestly as possible I scored 19, 1 better than I got back when we were working with the kids. Feel free to post your own scores and words of mockery in …
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Sam, John And The Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood, when John accidentally cut his arm off. Sam, who was trained in first aid, remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and then took it and John to a surgeon. “You’re in luck,” The surgeon said. “I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in …