Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Either I somehow missed a very important life lesson as a child or there’s something wrong with this guy. I mean call me crazy, but there has to be better ways of illustrating the existence of bad people in the world thandriving around with your license plate covered up and flashing people who walk alone. …
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Welcome to our new new site design. Actually if you count the times we almost broke everything trying to make the old one work properly it would be welcome to our new new new new new new new site design, but we won’t talk about that. Long story short, the last one looked pretty snappy …
I can’t speak for Carin, but already this morning I’ve gotten a few emails essentially asking “what the hell did you do?” Well, the changes we’ve been talking about are happening now, and while some of them are certainly for the better, some of them, to put it mildly, haven’t exactly gone as planned. We’re …
Not sure how to feel aboutthis one.The manhole definitely shouldn’t have been left uncovered and unattended, but had Alexa Longueira spent less time fucking about sending text messages and more time watching where she was going, she probably wouldn’t have fallen into it. Yes, there’s a lawsuit on the way, who still asks dumb questions …
This is a big step in the right direction, and hopefully whatever is decided will be adopted worldwide. My only issue is with the sound coming out of these things being anything other than engine noise. Musical ringtone type noises? No thanks, too distracting. Ringtones are everywhere, and I know there’s going to come a …
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I could never be a criminal. There’s something about having to send the logical, common sense part of my brain on a permanent vacation that just screams no. For instance, why, if you and your buddies have just managed to rob a couple of people and get away with it, would it then be necessary …
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Church Kids Raid Panty’s For Foodbank Supplies
I realize this is a story about the trial of yet another fool who left his kid in a sweltering car while he fucked off to do some stupid thing or other, but there’s still something totally wrong with the headlineSeven testify toddler looked hot.
I think that deep down, there’s a little bit of Roger Stephens in all of us. But unlike 61-year-old Wal-Mart patronizing Georgians named Roger Stephens who have court appearances scheduled to take care of some pesky felony charges of cruelty to children, most of us understand that keeping that bit of us inside is a …
If you’re the type of guy who holds knives to the throats of store employees and threatens to kill them while you rob their businesses of cigarettes and cash for a living, it’s likely a stretch to say the least for a reasonable person to believe that you have emotions. but22-year-old Scott Thomas Zeilinskiwould like …
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