I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
How Do You Dress Up Like Stupidity
Somebody from Ramco Primary School in South Australia: Hey, I’ve got a great idea! We should hold a fundraiser for people with disabilities, and to make the experience fun for the kids, we canhave them dress up like people with different disabilities and give out prizes for best costume. Somebody else from the same school: …
I Made A Shitty Song Down In Africa
You know what I hate? Ok, who said just about everything? You’re right, but still, shut your trap. Today’s heaping helping of go die in a fire is directed at what results when so-called musicians take perfectly acceptable songs and do horrible, unspeakable things to them. For example, have a listen to what some no-talent …
How To Kill A Character In One Easy Step And Other Wrestling Stuff
It seems like whenever I decide to write about wrestling anymore, it’s usually to complain. Today will be no different, but I’m going to start off with a few good things that I’ve been meaning to mention for a while just to kind of balance things out. Ring of Honor on HDNet. If you haven’t …
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Tall Trees Hangin’ Over The Resort, Feels Like they’re Tearin’ Us Down
A resort is famous for the palm trees that grow there. People come from miles around to admire them. All is well. Town officials conduct an inspection and determine that having all these trees everywhere is unsafe because children liked to hang around near them at night and even worse, muggers could use them to …
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>We Find The Defendant Guilty Based On Name
>Arrested recently in Florida on a DUI charge wasRandy Joe Beverage.
Where To?
I’m not sure why anyone would call a taxi and use it as a getaway car, but years of tracking the depths of human stupidity has taught me that some people do. So as a helpful tip for these master criminals, I offer the following suggestion. When leaving the scene of your heist, try your …
You Are Here?
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …
Make Mine A Sad Commentary On The World
Watching this old cartoon, I couldn’t help but think about how far not only America, but also the rest of the world, hasn’t come in the 61 years since it was made. A lot of us seem pretty content to continually sign all of our rights and freedoms over to the evil this will cure …
Can I Get An Amen!?
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion