Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Who thoughtthiswould be a fine idea for a school project? Better yet, who thought it would be a fine idea to assign it to kids in grade 4? The assignment for the Grade 4 students at École Mont-Carmel in Ste-Marie-de-Kent was based on the notion that the planet was about to explode. The students had …
Continue reading “Apparently Fuck, Marry, Kill Is A Credit Course Now”
Man’s penis injured in grinder accident Accident? I could be wrong, but I’ve always kind of been under the impression that stuff like this doesn’t happen unless you’re kinda sorta looking for it to happen.
Not saying it’s any good, but all things considered this could have turned out a whole lot worse than it did. Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades as performed by Microsoft Songsmith. Here’s as close to the original as I could findto give you an idea of what the poor software package was up against here.
It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
I keep hearing this commercial for something called invisible bifocals. Why would anybody want those? They sound like more trouble than they’re worth. Imagine losing them. How would you know when you found them? Actually, how would you know if you lost them to begin with? They are, after all, invisible which means they could …
Here comes another one of those food fight stories. This one started because of animal food, but I figure that counts. Ian D. Johnson, 33, has appeared in court on a charge of felony assault witha weapon after an argument with his father about contributing to the household turned into an argument over a 60-cent …
A young man graduated with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from the back woods, he decided to go out to the country to do his research. After some time, he happened upon an old hillbilly from way up in …
Julia Ann Easley may be the world’s best PR person, for whatever that’s worth in the logical world. Just listen to this, and then stare agape as I am at the balls on this woman. Research has shown that in the last year and possibly beyond, there have beenmore reported cases of sexual assault on …
Gas station robber ran out of gas, report says About 3:30 a.m. Sunday, a man pulled a 12-inch knife on the clerk of the BP Station, 8675 Placida Road, Cape Haze, the Sheriff’s Office said. The man demanded money and fled, but a customer called 911 and followed the suspect’s white Mercury Cougar before it …
Continue reading “I Feel Like I’m Forgetting To Take Something…”
Many times when I hear a song I don’t like, I think to myself lord that’s awful, but I can perhaps understand how somebody with taste not as good as mine could get into it. This, however, is not one of those times. Have a listen torapper Lil Wayne…um…singing(?) his new rock(?) tune(?) Prom Queenand …