Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
That Was Easy
This obviously never should have happened in the first place, but at least everything is solved now.Superintendent orders national anthem reinstated in N.B. school
O Canada, Our…Non-inclusive Land?
This is so ridiculous that I, a person who has spent a good part of his life being obsessed with ridiculous things, can hardly believe I’m going to write about it. Erik Millett, principal of the Belleisle Elementary School in New Brunswick, decided about a year or so ago to ban the daily singing of …
You’re Pretty Cute. We Should Get Together. I’ll Bring The Handcuffs If You’re Into That. What? Don’t Bother? You Already Have Some? Uh-oh
Normally there’s nothing all that remarkable or even outstandingly stupid about somebody getting busted in one of those undercover child pornography stings, but when the somebody in question isVirginia Commonwealth University Police Chief Willie B. Fuller (which seems like the perfect name for a pervert) and he’s using the screen name hotcop2006,that pretty much changes …
That Reminds Me…
I’m a bit late on this one, butCarin’s post about the old guy driving the wrong way down the interstate for 40 milesreminded me of a joke I heard years ago. An old man is driving down the interstate one day when his cellphone rings. His wife says “Honey, be careful. I just heard on …
And Now It’s Time For A Somewhat Musical Interlude
Since we’re all having such a great time with this Songsmith business, here’s somebody’s list ofits 9 best, or maybe worst, classic song butcherings. If you’ve been following the posts and comments you’ve seen a few of these already, but boy oh boy, is it ever worth the click just for the fright potential alone. …
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The Expression I Think I Can Get You Off Doesn’t Mean That, Sir
In keeping with our ongoing efforts to help out the intellectually disadvantaged, your friends here at Vomit Comet World HQ present another helpful tip for daily living. If you own a thumb drive full of child porn, it’s best to leave that puppy at home. Do not under any circumstances bring it to court with …
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Is It Ever A Nice Day For This?
I’ve seen a few of these things since I firstwrote about Microsoft Songsmithbut decided not to post them because I thought the joke would get olt. But this…oh this. It’s so beyond absurd and ridiculous that I just had to share.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “White Wedding” by Billy Idol In case you need a …
Fancy Meeting You Here
An 18-year-old German shoplifter managed to get himself into more trouble when he was caught giving a false address to police who had just arrested him. The address he gave was that of a house he had once lived in, but as it turned out, it currently belongs to one of the officers at the …
Baby You Can Drive…Somebody’s Car
I’ve never committed fraud in my day, but if I were the type to sell cars I didn’t own to pick up some extra cash, I’m pretty sure I’d know better than to rent cars with my own credit card and sign all the fake bills of sale with my real name. Pretty sure I’d …