Who gave it permission to drop to 11 degrees outside in the middle of August? I realize I shouldn’t complain since in a few short months it’s going to be -11 and I’ll be longing for mornings like this here shitty one, but still, going from 30 and air so thick you could eat it …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
What’s In A Name? Fame And Prizes!
Bookseller magazine has launched a search aimed at finding the strangest book title of the past 30 years, and so far, “Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice” looks to be an early favourite. Other dandies include “Highlights in the History of Concrete”, “Living with Crazy Buttocks” and “The Big Book of Lesbian …
A First For Technology
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
>This Is Getting Out Of Hand
>It’s time to take a poll, because I can’t decide what’s worse. Just when I thought thatPETA comparing Tim McLean to a buffetwas as low as it could get, along comes Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church to give the pet killers arun for their money. The group is planning a trip to Canada …
It Would Have Been Slightly Funnier If He Had Used A Ball Pean Hammer, But What Can Ya Do?
I’m definitely a believer in the idea of to each his own, but it’s hard to argue that there’s nothing wrong with a guy who gets his kicks by jacking off in public view (blinds were up and front door was wide open) using aclaw hammer,plastic bag and motor oil. I’ve been writing this blog …
How Bout No?…Or Is That Supposed To Be How Bout Know?
Lecturer calls for spelling amnesty on students’ top 20 errors I’ve got a better idea. If first-year university students can’t spell with any degree of competence, why not send them back to primary school and make them learn everything over again until they get it right? University is supposed to be where the best and …
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Pricks Exploiting Tragedies Again
This makes me so fucking angry I’m having trouble finding words, but I’ll do my best. I’m sure that by now everybody knows the story of Tim McLean. if you don’t, he’s the guy who was killed in the horrible Greyhound murder last week. I’m also sure that everybody reading this understands what a senseless …
Next Up, The Shocking Revelation That Drowning Puppies For Fun Is Looked Down Upon
People sometimes ask me “Steve, why are you so hard on the world?” And I say to those people “listen, if you can look at something such asthisas a cutting edge breakthrough for the medical profession then go right ahead, but I prefer to look at it as the utter pile of ignorant bullshit that …
A Plug And A Question
I just finished buying myself a copy ofOff the Leash,the latest album from the Real McKenzies, who are quickly becoming my favourite band in the world. I think you should buy it too, so here are a couple of free mp3’s to give you an idea of what you’ll be getting.The Lads Who Fought and …
Do You Believe In Magic?
If you’re contemplating holding a protest during the Beijing Olympics and honestly, who isn’t, don’t forget that the official rules as set forth by the Olympic organizing committee state that you mustapply 5 days in advance for approval to use one of the area’s 3 designated demonstration sites.And if you have even half a mind …