My my my, what a situation this is, and I can assure you that it’s all just a big misunderstanding. You see officer, I was not trying to suffocate this hooker so that I could take back the $100 I paid her. It sounds funny I know, but all that happened was I had this …
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Old Habits Really Do Die Hard
Igor Kenkis back in the news again. Yes, he is in more trouble, how did you guess? To the 60 counts related to the bike theft ring and whatever may come of all the marijuana they found while breaking it up, we can now add3 counts of assault. Seems he was doing what he does …
So That’s Settled Then
Yesterday I finally solved a mystery that’s been bugging me forever. That mystery is why they sell home pregnancy tests at the dollar store. The answer turned out to be pretty obvious. You see, these on the cheap tests actually serve a dual purpose. They turn blue to let you know you’re having a baby, …
Is He Telling Me Off Or Introducing Himself?
Congratulating a convicted sex offender for anything is something we rarely do around here, but this is a special case. So best wishes at this festive time of year go out to Mr. Pheuk Kue. Enjoy your new home, sir.
More Than Ink Can Say
Yet another dim bulb hasgone and pulled a Wolfname. This time it’sDarnell Louis Frazier of St. Paul, Minnesota,who gave a false name to police in an attempt to avoid 5 arrest warrants but was given up by the tattoo of his real last name on his neck. Maybe this is a good time to go …
Back That Thing Up. Ok…Keep Going…Keep Going..Just A Little More…You’re Almost Out Of Earshot Now…
I was all set to write one of those song reviews that people tell me they really like all about the pure sucktitude of Justin Moore’s Back That Thing Up, but when I listened to it again, something dawned on me. This song is actually so stupid that no matter what I say, nothing could …
Russian Hands And Roman Fingers
Let’s say that these parents are right andyoung snowflake hereisn’t a sex offender in training. They aren’t, but like I said, let’s pretend. In their world, grabbing a couple girls’ asses and boobs, unhooking the bra of another, licking yet another’s neck and tickling one more on the stomach all without their permission aren’t serious …
Aww But Ya Said!…
Note to Honesty Knight: When the nice officer tells you it’s ok to smoke during your traffic stop,he’s not talking about pot.Got it?
The Only Garbage Here Is Handing Out Fines
This is the start of the post, which means it’s the part where I say something about not wanting to pick on the UK so much but I have to because they leave me no choice. With that out of the way, we move on to the part where I explain the latest beyond ridiculous …
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What Could Possibly Go Wro…Grandpa? Grandpa? Uh-oh
Call me crazy, but I’m not sure that people who “may have dexterity limitations or difficulty sighting and controlling a traditional revolver or semi-automatic pistol” are the ones I’d begiving prescription firearms to.I wouldn’t be giving prescription firearms to anybody, but you know what I mean. The Palm Pistol is the world’s first ergonomic firearm, …
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