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Dallas company Baby Alert International has started selling a device they say will make it easier for busy parents to remember not to leave their children in sweltering cars. The unit, marketed as theChild Minder System,is necessary because “All of our lives are so busy,” and “we get distracted and we forget something.” It also …
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I knew it would only be a matter of time before this debate got started. In the wake ofthe Greyhound murderlast week, there have beencallsfor the introduction of security checks, the emphasis being on metal detectors that people must pass through before they’re allowed to board a bus. The idea seems to be picking up …
>A family from Vancouver recently returned home from vacation, only to find the house massively damaged by flooding. The cause?Some asshole stuck their garden hose through the mail slot in the front door and turned it on.Reports say that it was allowed to run for an entire day before somebody noticed what was happening and …
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New Cell Phone Risks Cause Panic Among Assholes A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, prominent assholes confirmed today. For years, America’s assholes have talked relentlessly on their cell phones — while waiting on supermarket lines, sitting on …
Just a quick heads-up that we’re making changes to the site again. If you’ve ever checked out the archives, you’ve probably noticed that they look a bit different than things do now. I’m talking mostly about how post titles are formatted now as opposed to the old days. Well, we’re working on changing that, and …
Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …
>I can’t put my finger on why exactlyThe Retarded Policemanis so funny, but I’ve watched 4 episodes now and all but one has had me cracking up. I think part of the reason it’s so great is that they’re using an actual Down syndrome patient who is willingly and knowingly participating and people are getting …
Rules Grammar Change I’ve already been awake for 2 hours and this still made my head spin for a minute.
Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded …
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, …
