Just came across this in our recent searches… 11 Nov, Tue, 21:28:13Google:pwinsider won’t let me use pop up blockers I remember this being an older problem, but if you’re still having it, here are a few things you can do. Try out Super Ad Blocker. It’s a really good product, best pop-up blocker I’ve ever …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Epic Fail
Your friends at Vomit Comet world HQ would like to remind you of the following, especially if you are Frederick Tanne of Manhattan: Filing suit against your wife for giving you herpes due to her cheatin’ ways is fine, but making sure you actually got the herpes from her is significantly more fine. We thought …
Too…Much…Stupid…Can’t…Take…Much…More…
I had a revelation today. In a flash, I figured out how I’m likely going to die. What’s going to happen is this. I’ll be living my life on an average day, perhaps even a day much like this one. Then, without warning, a story likethat of Janella Spearswill cross my path. It happens all …
Taxi!
Remember Cody Eugene Williams? If not, he’s one of the many people to find his way here after having sex with a car, in this case a taxi. He’s been sentenced to 10 days in jail and 18 months probation. Prosecutors reached a plea deal with Williams, who pleaded no contest –which results in a …
When Ya Gotta Know, Ya Gotta Know
The story of Steven Lipsky, a Jersey City councilman who police allege urinated on a crowd of people from a nightclub balcony is pretty good on its own (unless you were underneath him I suppose), but Charles Hack (quite the name for a newspaper reporter) went the extra mile to make my day a little …
What Are The Odds?
Police in Richmond, Virginia have released the name of a man killed in a shooting that they believe was drug related. The victim has been identified as 31-year-oldMarijuana Thompson.Who could have seen that one coming?
>Do We Even Need A Trial For This One?
>Note to Nicholas Greenly: The next time we decide to snatch an old woman’s purse, let’s try not to drop our phone at the scene of the crime, especially when there’s a fresh outgoing text message on it saying“I’m ready to grab some old lady’s purse”,ok?
Baby Freak-Me-The-Hell-Out-A-Lot Would Be More Like It
I don’t think I’d ever buy one of theseBaby Laugh-a-Lotthings for my kids, because I know the next thing I’d be buying them is about a thousand years worth of therapy. Seriously, listen to that thing! Have you ever heard a laugh like that coming out of something that wasn’t chasing you down and killing …
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Blame This One On The Two Dumb Criminal Namers
Check out the description ofthe Two Tall Bandits,a couple of Colorado bank robbers that the FBI is trying to track down. They are described as white or Hispanic males, approximately 20 to 30 years of age, 5-foot 7 inches to 5-foot 10 inches tall and of average build. When did Denver suddenly become a land …
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I Think Maybe This Guy Took Chemical, You Know.
At long last, here’s another wacky story from my brother. I’ve been meaning to write this down since the day it happened a couple weeks ago. I was walking home from the bakery one day. It was a real nice day, warm and sunny. I wasn’t really paying attention to much, just listening to the …
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