If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not Scott Bennett

This might not be entirely fair given the details we’ve got here, but having been in my fair share of bars over the years and having done my fair share of people watching in all kinds of situations, I don’t think I’m totally out of line suggesting that if you’vehad the shit knocked out of …

Welcome To 2006

Well, that whole thing right there was pretty pointless I’d say. Let’s take a look at what happened. Stephen Harper and the Conservatives won a minority government, just like last time. It’s a slightly stronger one, but a minority is still a minority. The Liberals have a leader in Stéphane Dion who whether he’s admitting …

Your Last Reminder And Some Other Somewhat Related Crap

I mentioned it yesterday, but it never hurts to say it again. Canadians, there are only a few hours left. If you haven’t done so already, go vote, for Christ’s sake! Seriously, don’t make me yell at you again. Consider this. If Carin and I were willing to possibly get lost in the middle of …

And Now It’s Time For Another Exciting Edition Of What’s In My Ass!?

You know it’s been a rough night when your local paper startsa story about youlike this: Anderson County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a Saturday-morning incident that left one man with something — no one is sure what — embedded in his buttocks. There are people who suspect he may have been shot, but nobody heard …

>Happy Holiday Monday

>Hey. I figured I’d better take a break from drinking in the sun and pop in and say hello and happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Yes my American friends who I know make up a majority of our site visitors, today is Thanksgiving. It’s real Thanksgiving, meaning the Canadian version, not that wacky November thing y’all …

We’ll Take Less Care Of You

Airline ignored wheelchair requests, ordered senior to walk, family alleges I’d expect nothing less from British Airways. After all, they’re the same group of compassionate souls that onceforced a guy to sit next to a corpse for the better part of 9 hours and then told him to get over it when he complained. I’d …

Blondes Have More Dumb

In general I’m not a supporter of the death penalty, but cases involving people such asCharlotte Feeneyreally test that position, because I’m not sure that a good reason exists for allowing somebody so shallow and stupid to continue breathing my air. Feeney filed a lawsuit against L’Oreal Inc. that was thankfully tossed out because she …

The Competition Heats Up While I Provide More Proof That Marketers Need To Die For The Good Of Humanity

I’m pretty sure I’ve got a write-in candidate foryesterday’s shittiest song contest.Seriously, watch this promotional video for Microsoft’s Professional Developers Conference and try telling me I don’t.