Great tit finds home in ashtray I’m starting to think that the BBC is writing these headlines just to get juvenile folks like me to mention them. Well…mission accomplished.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Both Sides Of Your Mouth Need A Dictionary
This gets quote of the day honours without question. Members of Toronto’s Chinese Canadian National Council are upset about a new booklet produced by local government that is intended to help small business owners in the area better understand Chinese employees they may interview or hire. I haven’t seen enough of what’s gotten them upset …
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29 May, Thu, 15:51:23Google:baby for sale couple,vancouver, deserves another chance They do? Why? What’s to be gained by leaving a child in the care of people this stupid, other than making sure that social workers and probation officers have something to do for the next several years if the kid makes it that far? Here’s …
Colour Me Shocked
I’m not quite as surprised as I would be if this happened anywhere else since Japan’s drug laws are the way they are, but I still didn’t expect things to turn out this way. The air passenger who got the unexpected gift of 142 grams of pot from Japanese customs has found and returned it. …
Of All The Things To Copycat…
I’m not sure what got into the water last weekend, but hot on the heels ofthe German eBabycomes the story of a couple from Vancouver wholisted their “very cute” week-old baby on Craigslistbecause, they say, they couldn’t afford to keep her. Just like yesterday, the couple is claiming that the post was a hoax. And …
>Not Too Sharp
>Sweet Christ, what’s wrong with people!? There is a pretty good chance that a 150-year-old tree known as the Monkey puzzle might be cut downbecause people might get poked by its needlesand get hurt. Yes, this story does come from the UK, how’d you know? One expert likened the effect of the needles to being …
Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!
A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking afterlisting the boy for sale on eBayover the weekend. According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new …
Reservations
It’s been kind of a slow day around here, so how about a random tasteless joke? A newly married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. “Do you have reservations?” inquires the receptionist. “Only one,” replies the groom. “She won’t take it up the ass.”
That’s The Best He Can Come Up With?
Toronto Mayor David Miller hasannounced plansto ban shooting ranges and gun clubs because he thinks closing them down will help put an end to gun violence in the city. Of course he’s absolutely right, because history has unquestionably shown how dangerous Olympic athletes and gun collecting hobbyists have been to our existence over the years. …
Thanks For The Free Weed, Dumbasses
Dog misses planted drugs in Japan, customs embarrassed A customs agent hoping to test Narita airport’s sniffer dogs put 142 grams of cannabis into the side pocket of a randomly selected suitcase, officials said. “The dog couldn’t find it and the officer [then] forgot which bag he put it into,” a spokeswoman told journalists in …
