If you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, you’ve probably heard that Russia and Georgia are currently at war. Understandably this has a lot of people very worried, including, and I bet you know where this is going,many residents of the former Soviet republic of Atlanta. This would normally be the part where I …
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Guess What. Our Systems Are Different
There’s been some controversy over whether or not some of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Olympics are honestly 16, the minimum age at which somebody can compete. Quite a few people have a hunch that they probably aren’t, saying that they look more like kids who are any where from 7 to 12. I …
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others…
One of these things just doesn’t belong. Four Guelph organizations have been awarded grants totalling about $290,000 to promote health and community involvement. The Ontario Trillium Foundation, a government agency, Tuesday announced grants to the following groups: Family Counselling and Support Services for Guelph-Wellington: $108,100 to improve services for child victims of sexual abuse. Volunteer …
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>Hopefully The Final Word On Tim McLean
>His funeral was yesterday,and thankfullyFred Phelps and his minionswere nowhere to be found.
Sunday Morning Positivity
Who gave it permission to drop to 11 degrees outside in the middle of August? I realize I shouldn’t complain since in a few short months it’s going to be -11 and I’ll be longing for mornings like this here shitty one, but still, going from 30 and air so thick you could eat it …
What’s In A Name? Fame And Prizes!
Bookseller magazine has launched a search aimed at finding the strangest book title of the past 30 years, and so far, “Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice” looks to be an early favourite. Other dandies include “Highlights in the History of Concrete”, “Living with Crazy Buttocks” and “The Big Book of Lesbian …
A First For Technology
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
It’s time to take a poll, because I can’t decide what’s worse. Just when I thought that PETA comparing Tim McLean to a buffet was as low as it could get, along comes Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church to give the pet killers a run for their money. The group is planning a …
It Would Have Been Slightly Funnier If He Had Used A Ball Pean Hammer, But What Can Ya Do?
I’m definitely a believer in the idea of to each his own, but it’s hard to argue that there’s nothing wrong with a guy who gets his kicks by jacking off in public view (blinds were up and front door was wide open) using aclaw hammer,plastic bag and motor oil. I’ve been writing this blog …
How Bout No?…Or Is That Supposed To Be How Bout Know?
Lecturer calls for spelling amnesty on students’ top 20 errors I’ve got a better idea. If first-year university students can’t spell with any degree of competence, why not send them back to primary school and make them learn everything over again until they get it right? University is supposed to be where the best and …
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