Perhaps I should have titled this “Why People Hate Lawyers: Part 17326”. This is part of an article I just read about the sentencing of Min Chen, the man responsible for the killing of Cecilia Zhang. Chen’s lawyer, prominent Toronto defence attorney John Rosen, said he was dismayed that [judge] Durno rejected his argument that …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Feel Like Writing, So I Will
How’s everybody doing? Me, I’m doing pretty well. I’m really enjoying the awesome weather we’ve been having the last little while, and I hope you all are too, unless you’re one of those people who for whatever reason is stuck somewhere with not so great weather, in which case allow me to say, hahahahaha! Ok, …
I’m Sure They Taste Great, And They’re Definitely Less Filling
PM slammed by GO hackers OTTAWA — Ever wonder what a prime minister eats? GO Transit riders in and around Toronto may wish they didn’t know after pranksters recently hacked into the commuter trains’ digital sign system and offered their thoughts on the subject. “Stephen Harper Eats Babies,” five different signs stated between Thursday and …
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The Living Definition Of Stubborn
Man spends 50 years in tree after row The thing that strikes me the most about this story isn’t just that this guy decided to live in a tree for 50 years although that is pretty crazy, but that he’s been up there since his son was 5 years old. Some of the earliest memories …
TNA Lockdown Thoughts
We’re talking wrestling again here, so if you hate the stuff, you know what to do. I thought Lockdown was a pretty good show over all, but most of TNA’s pay-per-views are, so that’s not surprising. A lot of people like to crap on the all cage match concept and I can understand why to …
Whatever Works, I Guess
Shanghai workers hire anger surrogates I hope these guys have really good insurance, because I can see this going real bad in a real hurry.
Backlash Predictions
We don’t talk nearly enough wrestling around here these days, so this is the first step towards changing that. If you’re not a wrestling fan, you’re free to skip this whole thing if you wish, but why you would want to take a pass on something I wrote I have no idea. WWE’s Backlash pay-per-view …
Bring The Acoustic Noise
Here comes another of those goofy folky rap song covers I love so much. This time it’sPublic Enemy’s Bring the Noise,as performed by Brent Runyon. I know nothing about Mr. Runyon other than that he’s written a book about his life, specifically the time heattempted suicide by lighting himself on fire.How he went from that …
Flame-Ingos
Gay flamingos strike long-term relationship this one’s weird. Weird and interesting.
Meet My New Heroes
Whoever the men are who inventedthis,they’re super geniuses. According to the site, the Beer Belly as they’re calling it can hold up to 80 ounces of liquid, and looks and feels exactly like a real beer gut, other than all the hair and stretch marks I guess. The marketing pitch is pretty convincing too, since …