Somebody emailed me this riddle today. Read it and see if you can get the right answer. A woman was attending her mother’s funeral and met a man she didn’t know. She thought he was amazing and she fell in love with him immediately. When the funeral was over he disappeared, and the woman did …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Irony Rules
So how is everybody? Good? No? Yes? Whatever, let’s just get on with this. I wish I could figure out what the hell is up with the weather these days. Last week it was amazingly Summerish, then over the weekend there was snow on the ground and yesterday was just cold and crappy, but today …
They Really Should Have Known Better
This is what happens when you tell soccer fans to riot. I’m not sure what they expected would happen, but they got what they deserved. And is it really a good idea to offer free beer to people insane enough to attend a soccer match? Just curious.
Ok, This Is Just Strange
If you’re planning a trip to Germany, you might want to pack a raincoat and a helmet. And no, Helmet isn’t some German guy either. Apparently parks in the city of Hamburg are being faced with a very unusual problem,exploding toads. Nobody seems to know why it’s happening, but over the past 4 days, over …
Resume Mistakes
These are supposedly things that were actually written on resumes and cover letters. I love this sort of stuff. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” “I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms.” “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” “Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.” “Wholly responsible for …
4 Things
1. Go read this. Somebody sent some hatemail to Five For Fighting and the guy who is the whole band actually wrote him back. It doesn’t end up being much of an exchange and Mr. For Fighting ended up being pretty cool about the whole thing, but the email he was sent is really funny …
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Hey everybody. Sorry for not posting anything since Friday, though I’m not sure how sorry I should be since it’s not like you didn’t have anything to read. Big ups to Carin for keeping things going while I’ve been lazy, and for helping out in general. That’s really cool of her and I appreciate it. …
It Might Not Be Your Fault That Women Don’t Like You
This wins the award for funniest thing I’ve read today. Blood type B unlucky for would-be Korean lovers If nothing else it’s nice to know that the rest of the world is more than happy to embrace concepts as stupid as the Atkins Diet.
That’s Not Very Nice Of Them
Radio Host Fired For Wondering If Pope Went To Heaven No matter how you feel about some of the more vocally religious people among us, what happened to this guy is just wrong.
That’s Very Nice Of Him
Accused parachute shooter agrees to check into jail during ultralight festival
