Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer

Have You Ever Thought About Making This Place Into An Airbnb? Here’s Some Cash To Get You Started. Sorry About The Window

Not sure about you guys, but unless this is one of those drunken wrong house situations, if I’m the police I’m asking questions about where a guy who needs to break into a stranger’s place for a snack, a drink, a bath and a nap got $200 worth of apology money. There might be more …

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Anti-mask Airplane Arrest, The One Minute Musical

This is one of the more enjoyable minutes I’ve spent with an anti-masker. And here’s the full 14 minutes of her rambling, crying and getting arrested. Probably an unpopular opinion in some circles, but this is making me miss binging episodes of COPS. Yes, I know it’s on a streaming service now. No, I am …

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This Is Bob. I’m Lost In The Snow Right Now, So Please Introduce Yourself And Try Calling Again Later

Listen. I really do not enjoy being on the phone. If I have a reason to not take a call, I am taking advantage of that reason nearly 100 percent of the time. So with that said, I really tried going into this story with an open mind. Honest, I did. But dear god, you …

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Now We Know Why His Brain Isn’t Growing

I’m not sure this is the stupidest media interview I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there. It definitely gets credit for packing a whole lot of dipshit into slightly less than a minute. Holy Christ. Graham was speaking with Insulate Britain climate activist Cameron Ford, and started the interview by referencing the group’s tactic of …

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More Than The Lights Were Flashing

Investigators say that Terry Majors, 30, called 911 Thursday afternoon seeking medical assistance. But once inside a Sunstar ambulance, Majors allegedly removed his clothes and began masturbating, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint. Majors, who “was wearing a condom” at the time, was “looking at EMTs that were trying to treat him” while he was …

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If You Think Blind People Are Scary now, You’re Really Gonna Hate This

I have not much to offer here in terms of worthwhile comment on this particular device. Maybe these folks will finally be the ones who are able to make canes full of sensors and software into a thing. Open-sourcing the design is at least a good start. The reason I’ve called you all here today …

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Some Good Advice For A Society Living With COVID. Doug Ford Also Chimes In

Here’s a good segment from the Morning Edition on CBC Kitchener Waterloo talking with Dr. Peter Lin about what the phrase “living with COVID” should mean in a world in which we hope to get things right. Spoiler: it doesn’t mean what the anti-vax, COVID minimizing and denying types or Doug Ford are telling us …

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