I would ask what kind of person would try drinking hand sanitizer to beat a breath test, but I think most of us know the answer. And if a few of us don’t, the circumstances will explain everything. Also, her last name seems appropriate. Nutter, from Beverley, admitted drink-driving and using a vehicle likely to …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
All Jacked Up And NO Place To Go
If you’re going to steal a set of new tires, you could do worse than targeting a car dealership. Those places are, after all, a rich source of new tires. But it’s worth remembering that they also tend to be a rich source of security systems, which means that should your acquisition mission be successful, …
I’ll Be Right There, Officer. Just Dropping Off The Bail Money
Good idea: Ditching the money as quickly as possible after robbing a bank. Not so hot: Ditching the money by running outside and depositing it into your own account via the ATM attached to the building. State police arrested McRoberts Williams Saturday after they say he robbed the Wells Fargo on Old Capitol Trail at …
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Good Luck In Life, Kid. I’d Say Break A Leg, But…
Reading this, my mind goes back and forth between two thoughts. As someone who grew up around my share of irresponsible drunks, I kind of hope this motherfucker never drives or sees his kid again. But the way that Canada and the U.S. treat these things, I imagine he’s already doing both regularly. As someone …
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God’s Tech Support
I don’t generally trust religion to get much right, but God and his team look like they’ve got this one sorted.
WWE Puts Band-Aid On Gunshot Wound
WWE Raw moving to TV-14 rating on USA Network Well, there’s that fixed. We all know the problem with WWE isn’t insufferably long shows, boring characters, bad match finishes, awful dialogue and worse storytelling. It’s that they can’t say “shit” a bunch of times like AEW does. It has to be that, because the whole …
All I Want For Christmas Is You…To Get Vaccinated…And Maybe Take A Couple Voice Lessons…
At this point This video is a relic from back in the days when the public, the politicians and the health officials still kind of acted like we might be in the middle of a health crisis instead of whatever out of mind out of sight thing it is we’re doing now, but if I …
We’re Back…I Think
That sure was fun, huh? I mean not that anyone really reads the site at this time of year (big chunks of summer are seriously worse than Christmas around here), but for those of you who do, sorry we left like that. Believe me, it was not planned. You’ve almost certainly noticed and perhaps even …
Sapporo Japanese And Thai Restaurant
I like Gill’s goal of trying a new place and different food every month. Keeps things interesting and expands your horizons. I’m not sure I could do it, honestly. Not because I’m not open to trying new things, but because I like what I like and if I’m going to drag my ass outside and …
The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2022
The news, like the cream, is topical. Back to you, Sebastian!