Serbs line up for testicle shocks Are condoms really that much of a pain? Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment. Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Thanks For The Tip
Apparently cow tipping isn’t as easy as people make it sound,and here’s the study to prove it.Yes, I said study.
What?
I want you all to meet Chris Roller, the guy who just might get my vote for craziest man in the universe. Not only is he suing David Copperfield and David Blaine claiming that they owe him money because they’ve stolen his Godly powers and are now using them in their magic acts, but he …
The Propaganda Weekly
The Newark New Jersey city council hasawarded a $100,000 US no-bid contractto the Newark Weekly News in exchange for the paper only printing positive stories about the city. The idea was pitched to council by Howard Scott, who owns the paper. Council, in a decision that I’m sure comes as a surprise to just about …
Wrestling Watching Weekend
Hello and happy Sunday. I hope everybody’s having a good weekend. Mine’s been great especially since I decided to turn off my telephone because the thing was driving me nuts. Between the millions of telemarketers who seem to be out in full force right now, people calling me with nothing to say, and everybody else …
Mayor: Sever Thumbs of Graffiti Artists
RENO, Nev. (AP) – Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has suggested that those who deface freeways with graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on television. Goodman, appearing Wednesday on the “Nevada Newsmakers” television show, said, “In the old days in France, they had beheading of people who commit heinous crimes. “You know, we have …
Come On Now, Play Nice
Jury Rules Against Woman in Genital Gluing I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the story, or the fact that the name of the woman involved in it is O’Toole. Irony rules.
Literal Phone Sex
First it was tea kettles, and now the SMS everything craze continues with the arrival of a bluetooth vibrator. I wonder how long it will take before we start hearing stories about people forgetting to take these things out and turn them off before they head into a meeting or something.
Who Wants To Be A Small Claims Judge?
The other day I sat down and watched Judge Joe Brown for the first time in a little while and I was wondering about something. What the hell happened to that show? It used to be my favourite out of that whole bunch of court shows. It was the only one that didn’t seem overly …
You Are Here?
Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve done this, but it’s time once again for the bit that’s so popular thatRolandover at Salty Ham decided to swipe it for his own column. He did a nice job with it too, and he even gave us credit for it so the theft is acceptable. For the …