Well I finally made it back online and what better way is there to celebrate this monumental accomplishment than with a few funny search terms? What’s that I hear from little Timmy in the back? Have a beer? Ok, don’t mind if I do. And while I enjoy this nice frosty beverage, you can enjoy …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Sorry
First things first, how about a joke? Ok then, here comes one. Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their expected kids. The first one says “I hope that I have a baby boy, because I’m knitting a blue sweater.” The second says ” Well I hope that I have a girl …
Remembering Elvis
I can’t take credit for this, but I wish I could. The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Just check the following parallels for yourself! JESUS is the Lord’s shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd. JESUS was a carpenter.ELVIS’ favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS was part of the Trinity.ELVIS’ …
A Quick Note
This is just a quick note to any of you who happen to listen to my radio show or any other programs on that station over the internet. I thought I would let you know that because of some broadcasting rights issues with the BBC, that during the Olympics, our station’s internet streams will be …
If You’re Going To Screw Somebody, You Might As Well Go All The Way
I’m going to let this news story speak for itself because honestly, there’s nothing I could possibly add to this other than saying, what the hell did you expect them to vote for? Lawyers retain right to have sex with clients
Roundtable
This is just a quick note to let anybody who is interested know that the Salty Ham Summerslam Roundtable is up. We’ve got a couple of really cool guests this time and it’s worth checking out, if for no other reason than I told you to. So if you’re one of those people who does …
I Bet He Knows What It Means Now
I was just reading a story about a Japanese man who is trying to teach himself English. Now that in itself isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Nor is it all that unusual that his main studying method is to write down common words and phrases that he finds in newspapers and hears frequently in …
The Fever
I’ve just finished writing and posting this week’s edition of Sunday Night Fever over at Salty Ham, and you can now feel free to check it out by going here. Jish is back next week so this is the last of these I’ll be doing until who knows when. I’ll talk to you all later. …
How Uplifting
Tuesday, September 30, 2053. That is my projected day of death according to deathclock.com. Considering that I’m 24 right now, that doesn’t sound like a bad little life,and it’s probably better than I deserve. If you want to find out when you yourself are going to kick off, just click that link and give the …
Stubbornness
This was submitted by our good friend Bobblehead who has a tendency to show up, post a bunch of comments on a bunch of different things and then disappear again. She had some thoughts knocking around in her head and decided to write them down and give them to me to post, so that’s what …
