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I’m convinced that my shower doesn’t want me to live here anymore and that it’s been doing everything in it’s power to get me so pissed off that I’ll just say screw it and move out. It all started out gradually with the odd temperature switch without warning, a pretty standard shower thing to do. …
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If you’re sitting around right now wondering how evil you are then friend I’ve got a treat for you. All you have to do is take the evil test, and you’ll have your answer. So how did I do on this test? Well, if the goal is to be as evil as possible by answering …
I invite you to readthisandthisand make up your own minds on which you believe to be the truth. It’s pretty obvious which one is funnier though.
Like I’ve said before, I’m all about helping you guys out whenever possible. So on that note I would like to give you all a bit of advice. If people break into your home and attempt to make off with your marijuana plants, do not under any circumstances call the police to report it. Just …
This just makes me feel happy inside. Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with …
In a continuing effort to keep you all up to date on some of the weird ways people find this site through search engines, I give you these 2 items. 16 Dec, Tue, 08:17:08Google:the joe shmoe nude pictures Well, at least it’s not Randy Orton’s penis, but still… But I think the funniest recent one …
I should have known something like this was going to happen sooner or later.This Storyfrom CBC news says that the Canadian recording industry is about to start filing suits against it’s customers like the RIAA has been doing for months in the United States. To hear industry head Brian Robertson tell the story, the Canadian …
Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body was delivered tothe mortuary. He had been wearing an expensive, expertly tailored blacksuit at the time of his demise, so he really looked wonderful,considering the circumstances. His wife went to the funeral home to make the final arrangements for hisinterment. She spoke to the mortician …
Just a quick note to let you know that my latest music column is up over atThe Ham. It’s The Grammys, it’s the music industry, it’s…Christmas terrorism? It’s also a long one, so give yourself some time. Go forth, Vomiteers! Actually go first! Man, I’m retardedly lame these days.
Well we haven’t exactly been setting the place on fire these days around here now have we? Well, I’m not here to change that, I’m just here to offer a few Saturday night thoughts. Not exactly thoughts about Saturday night, just thoughts that I’m writing down on Saturday night. Wow, this isn’t starting off very …