Honest question: What could this place have possibly done to screw up a tea order? Put ice in the cup? Tea is literally the only thing I’ve never seen a restaurant get wrong. It’s hot water and a bag. They either dunk it for you or give you the bag and you plop it in …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
But My Customers Can’t Live Without Me!
This is a fine example of police throwing any charge they can think of against the wall and seeing if it sticks. It’s also pretty hilarious. Police in Hamilton, Ontario, saw a man driving aggressively and with improper plates. For reasons I don’t quite understand, they didn’t pull him over right away, but instead kept …
If The Crazy Old Metal Preacher Says The Pandemic Is Over, Who Are We To Argue?
Clearly, the best way to experience Kenneth Copeland is to not experience him at all. But if you must, listening to his rantings set to metal is a close second. Isn’t that so much better than this? There’s no need to answer that question, but you can explain why the answer is yes if you’d …
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I’m Either Getting A Blood Clot Or I’m About To Faint Because The Ontario Government Did Something Right
Looks like a bunch of us idiots who did a smart thing and got the crappy vaccine that isn’t all that crappy, actually are going to be able to get the other half of our treatment without having to try out something that sounds kind of reckless even if it might ultimately work. This is …
Jail Trail
I suppose this is how the story would have gone if Hansel and Gretel were Drug trafficking morons. They were smart enough to plan their daring robbery in advance, but then…oh then. The men and another accomplice robbed a CVS in Clearwater about 5 a.m. on New Year’s Day, waving guns at employees and binding …
Alright Boys, Throw The Book AT Him
As a thief, your job is to take things with you, not leave them behind. This becomes especially important when the thing left behind is a notebook with a bunch of incriminating evidence and identifying information in it. Robert Shull Goddard, 49, allegedly broke into a house in the Hillwood neighborhood on Jan. 29 by …
I’ll Have A Box Of Pop-tarts And A Box Of Wine
I can’t remember the last time I ate a pop tart, but I might have to throw some on the grocery list this week. Pop-tarts and Fine Whiskeys, a Pairing Guide The name is a little misleading since not everything here is a whiskey, but you get the idea. And really, if you’re the sort …
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Stay Off The Tracks, By Order Of The God Of Death
Apparently, Mumbai has a fairly sizable problem with people getting themselves killed by crossing train tracks where they ought not. Sizable to the tune of about seven people a day, according to some estimates. There also seems to be an issue with people keeping themselves on the trains, as around 650 people were said to …
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Gangsta’s Paradise, The 1920s Postmodern Jukebox Edition
I wasn’t sure I was going to post this while I was listening to it, but my mind keeps coming back to it as I look at other things, so here ya go. I’m generally a sucker for a comically or impressively rearranged rap song, and this one definitely hits the mark on both counts …
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Greyhound Canada Takes Travel Restrictions Super Seriously, Shuts Down For Good
Well…this about sucks. Greyhound Canada has announced that as of today, it no longer exists. It’s been getting slowly clawed back for years now and it hasn’t existed at all since it suspended service due to the pandemic, but I didn’t expect it to just up and go away forever. This is a huge blow …
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