When advertising something for sale online, it is wise to include a photo of the item in question so that prospective buyers can more easily tell whether or not they’re interested. Also wise? Taking a gander at that photo before uploading it just in case the big ol bag of meth that is not for …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Remember, That’s Klinik With Zero Regard For The English Language
How I failed to notice it before I do not know, but the other night I heard what might be the most useless ass radio commercial in the history of the earth. Yes, the earth. All of it. Back to a time before both radio and commercials, but not before the earth, obviously. It’s for …
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Mmmmm…Creamy, Chocolatey Death
“Forensic Files II is brought to you by Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups” is a very weird sentence. Attention-grabbing I’ll grant you, but weird. Not sure if it’s the direction I’d have gone, but hey, if it works it works.
If You’re Broke, Just Say So
In a broad sense a platform dictating to news outlets how to conduct business probably isn’t the best thing, but man oh man would I ever not shed a tear if Apple News decided to put the hammer down on the way that some of its members use the important story notifications. That hammer, in …
A Not So Simple Question
Gill is back with a health update. Here’s her original post if you need to catch up. As always, we’re wishing her the best. When people ask “how are you?” what do you normally tell them? My standard response is “not bad.” But have you considered that those three simple words could force a not …
Straight Outta Oktoberfest
Best version of this I’ve heard since that Nina Gordon one.
Girls Just Want A Banana Boat
I feel fairly confident that this would not be an idea I would ever have, but I’m glad someone did. Thanks for tossing it my way, Barb. Incidentally, I feel like a bad friend. I don’t think I’ve ever plugged Barb’s World’s Bliss radio show even though she’s been on the air for like two …
Maybe Try Making It Back At Auction. Some Of Those Suckers Will Buy Anything
With the world of art being as silly and subjective as it is, how is it that I can’t recall having ever heard a story like this one before. It seems like such an obvious stunt to pull once you hear it. A Danish artist has pocketed 534,000 kroner ($84,000) in cash that he received …
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Are We Even Sure Car Accidents Are Real? I’ve Never Died In One
Pretty sure I know this guy. Shit, I think I know 12 of him. WHY I’M DOING MY OWN RESEARCH BEFORE USING A SEAT BELT Here’s a question: How did they come up with seat belts so quickly? We’ve only had over a hundred years of car safety innovation and research that have built to …
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No Money Down. Pants Are Another Matter
Not that any of these do it yourself stories are pleasant and lovely, but there’s something about this one that’s particularly gross. I just can’t put my finger on what, though. Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in …