Looks like they’ve found another use for our pal Pepper the bank bot. She’s now tooling around a mall in France reminding people to wear masks. I sure hope nobody’s beaten her up. Some folks can get awful touchy about that. If you want to give her a knock or two for the bank stuff …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
It’s Wrestling, Honey. No, Not Tongue Wrestling. Honest
I wouldn’t say I’m at the point of enjoying empty building WWE yet, but I’m certainly much more at peace with it than I was when I hit Mania the other day. There’s still one thing about it that I just can’t get over, though. What’s up with all the grunting? Seriously. I realize that …
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Well…He’s Definitely Driving Something. Book Him
60-year-old man charged after having sex in a car across from the station: Brant OPP I’m not saying this fella is among the best and the brightest or anything (there are better places for sex than in a car in a parking lot across from a police station), but if there’s no mention of him …
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I’ll Stay Home For Christmas
This morning I gathered up a big load of Christmas presents, put on my coat and mask and headed downstairs. My mom was waiting for me. We said hello, and then I proceeded to pile my bunch of gifts into her car. When that was done, I stood back as she unloaded several bags of …
Happy Cha…What They Said
Seems like my sister is in good company. Smokey Robinson doesn’t know what Chanuka is, either. My mom grew up on the same street as Smokey Robinson in Detroit. So for Chanukah, I wanted to reunite them via @Cameo. But the video takes a strange twist. pic.twitter.com/IZ3S9WusiJ — Jeff Jacobson (@jeffjacobson) December 13, 2020 The …
Symphony Of Destruction, The Bluegrass Edition
I wasn’t expecting to use Megadeth and bluegrass in the same sentence today, but here we are. An essential bluegrass classic. Dan Davidson’s “DD and the Butterlovers” have done it again with a bluegrass cover of Megadeth’s “Symphony Of Destruction” For all things Dan Davidson, check out www.dandavidsonmuisic.com Original, just in case.
I’d Like To Make A Deposit Here And Here And Here And Here And Here…
Feces smeared in lobby of financial institution I sure hope the cops got the security footage they were after, because if not, we’re all suspects. Let he among us who has had not one encounter with a bank that made him want to do something like track shit all over the building speak up and …
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This Old Man, 74, Tied Used Condoms To My Door
So you know you want to be creepy and gross to the womenfolk, but you aren’t so sure that you want to be quite as in your face about it as some people. What do you do? Well, if you’re this particular fellow, you leave an extra package on their cars while they’re off enjoying …
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Free My Soul, Forgotten Singer
I wish I could remember the story behind this, but it’s gone. All I know is that somewhere out there, there is a person who once sang “give me the Beach Boys, free my soul” in my presence during Drift away and that ever since, I can’t not do the same thing every frigging time. …
Six Feet? No Problem! Are You Sure That’s All You Need? I’ll Gladly Give You More
It’s good to see folks are taking public health measures seriously. London police apprehended a sword-wielding man after he was reportedly swinging the blade at the public, asking them to stay six feet away from him Police were called to the area of Oxford Street and Wharncliffe Road North at around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday following …
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