For the first time ever, Canada is getting a live wrestling war! This would be much bigger news to me personally if we were living in 2001 instead of 2021, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t historically significant if you’re a Canadian wrestling fan. And I suppose if you’re still a crazy person who tries …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Yeah Boss. I’m Super Sick. If You Don’t Believe Me, You Can Ask This Error-laden Documentation I Just Knocked Together
A 34-year-old Santwon Antonio Davis of Morrow, Georgia, finds himself in some legal trouble after allegedly doing a pretty sloppy ass job of tricking his employer into believing that he and his mother had Coronavirus so that he could take advantage of the company’s we’ll pay you while you’re stuck in quarantine policy. A manager …
Talk Is Cheap. Dead Air Is Cheaper
This is supposed to be satire, but it’s a little too on the nose. Bell is just the worst. I’m not sure if there’s anything for which they can be criminally prosecuted for blatantly stealing all of that COVID emergency business relief money, but if there is, may it rain down upon them like vengeance …
Be Our Guest, But Only If You Wear A Mask
If somehow you’re still on the fence about this mask thing, maybe Beauty and the Beast will help. I haven’t heard or thought about this song in ages, but I’m having some serious flashbacks right now. My sister used to watch this movie at least once a day. Good to see it can be used …
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Goodbye TSN 1150, Hello BNN Bloomberg Radio
As of Today, Bell has decided that 1150 CKOC will be going from a sports radio station they hardly did anything with and that nobody really paid attention to to a business radio station that they’ll hardly do anything with and that even fewer people will pay attention to. HAMILTON, Ont. (February 9, 2021) – …
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Physically Distant Bullies
You know who has it rough these days? Your local schoolyard bully. How are you supposed to pants some little bitch or whip some loser’s ass when you can’t get close enough to him without recklessly and callously risking the collective health of society?
Suddenly, There Was A Click. Unfortunately, It Was Not The Subscribe Button They Had Hoped For
I’d love to say I can’t believe we have to go over this again, but I totally can. Ideally, when you play a prank, it’s one of those things that might irritate someone (think cleverly annoying phone call), but at the end of the day is relatively harmless. Perhaps not everyone is laughing, but there’s …
Best News Bloopers Of April 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrDDCY7AzgA These are from the era when we started seeing more and more people broadcasting from home, so unexpected run-ins by pets and youngsters are plentiful. It’s not the funniest blooper compilation I’ve ever seen, but it still has its moments. I particularly enjoyed the little kid playing outside and talking about the weather, the …
One Week Of COVID 19
Another pretty good Coronavirus parody song that I missed back in March when these were all over the place. It’s Been One week since we quarantined Said we’d all stay inside and eat our groceries Five days since you FaceTimed me Saying Be symptom free or don’t come and see me Three days since the …
The Best News Bloopers Of 2019
Rather than dwelling on what year it was when Steve finally got around to digging up 2019’s news bloopers, why not just toss some wet meat in your burrito bowl whatever that is, and celebrate the happy occasion that is the 80th birthday of the fabulous E. Norma…wait, what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7aObzNGuI