Not much to this one, but it does feature my new favourite excuse for being no good at drinking and driving. You see officer, the vehicle with which I just plowed into that there stationary one is not my drinking car. They don’t explain exactly what that means, but I can only assume that she’s …
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Pass The Rum Balls, It’s Time To Get Hammered
I know that the point of this video is supposed to be that it’s technically possible to get yourself legally drunk by doing nothing but eating food with alcohol on the ingredients list, but what I take from it is either that this fella is a serious lightweight (he did say he was feeling it …
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All My Rowdy Kids Are Here For Monday Night, But They’re Staying In The Car So They Won’t Bother Us
Perhaps I’m the idiot here, but it strikes me that bringing your three small children into your friend’s house while you watch football there would, believe it or not, cause you far less trouble than leaving them in the car…in Pennsylvania…in January. But I guess there’s no explaining that to the kind of guy who …
So Colin Westman Suddenly Cares About Impaired Driving For Some Reason. That’s Nice, I Guess
Looking at Twitter this morning, I kept seeing the headline “In drunk-driving flood, judge criticizes society for promoting alcohol.” At first, I didn’t pay it much mind. Judges rail against things all the time and while it can sometimes be entertaining and they’re often not wrong, there are better ways to spend my reading energy …
Don’t Drink And Drive…To Your Driver Interview
I’ve heard of people half assing it at a job interview when it’s a position they really don’t care about, but I think Ryan William Dickson may have set some new standards. A woman on her smoke break saw Dickson trying to maneuver into a parking space, but hit an adjacent car while he was …
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You’re Under Arrest And You’re Going To The Family Reunion
You know that saying about leaving well enough alone? This is why we have that. Officials said they received a bulletin to be on the lookout for a reckless driver travelling southbound on Interstate 75 near Ocala. A trooper spotted the vehicle and was able to stop it. While talking with the driver, later identified …
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Fight On Road Drunk
When a story begins with the words “An altercation between a man and a Ford Taurus,” you just know it’s going to be good. WSU security notified Winona police that a man was punching, kicking and screaming at a blue Ford Taurus parked on King Street on the WSU campus. On arrival, police found Mikhail …
Finally, A Decent Use For A Taco Bell Burrito
Early on Tuesday morning, Sheriff’s deputies responded to a house in Crestview, Florida, after receiving reports of a disturbance. There they found 51-year-old Suzanne Hulvert with a fork protruding from her right hand. How did it get there, you ask. Well, turns out that 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith (A.K.A. her husband) stuck it there during …
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I Guess, You Know, You Should Have Shared
I’m not sure if these types of incidents have slowed down or if I’m just not trying hard enough to dig them up, but it’s been a while since we’ve had a good old fashioned pot roast related sibling stabbin’. On Monday, police say Rodney Gilliam and his brother Randy Gilliam were drinking alcohol and …
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Goodbye Philippines, And Everywhere Else, Too
There’s drunk, there’s really drunk, and then, apparently, there’s let’s hug this enormous New Year’s Eve firecracker as it’s about to go off drunk. A drunk man died after he embraced a giant firecracker called Goodbye Philippines as it was about to explode, health secretary Janet Garin told reporters. “His jaw was shattered. He was …
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