I’m sure I could find more were I to dig, but for now let’s say that Mashara Mefford has 2 major strikes against her. Not only did she think it a good idea to break into a car that just happened to be one of those marked police ones, but she also seems to be …
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Hey Backpacker. Wanna See My Bag?
Most news headlines are pretty quick and to the point, but in the case of William Nicolas O’Donnell I kind of understand why they may have felt it necessary to title this one Women aged under 40 banned from Northern Territory man’s farm after he threatened backpacker with a knife and forced one to watch …
You Missed One, Checkpoint Guy
When you’re as drunk as Logan Shaulis appears to have been, generally you’re doing your best to avoid DUI checkpoints, not parking your car across a highway, pretending you’re a state trooper and pulling people over because you’ve decided that you *are* the DUI checkpoint. Troopers say 19-year-old Logan Shaulis, of Somerset, parked his vehicle …
Alright. There’s Only One Way To Settle This. Whoever’s Phone Can Call An Ambulance The Fastest Wins!
I have no idea why, but the iPhone vs. Android debate can get pretty intense sometimes. They’re just phones that you’ll be replacing in 2 or 3 years, losers! Get a life. But as nasty as it can be, I think this here brings things to a new low. Tulsa police say a woman found …
Don’t Make Me Throw Tea On You, You Old Bag
Sign I’ve been doing this for a while: I’m about to write the words this is pretty much your standard Floridian trailer park food feud arrest without so much as batting an eye. The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office was called shortly before 11:30 p.m. Friday to the Ponderosa Mobile Home Park on U.S. 1 in …
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4 DUIs In 30 Hours. Is That A Record?
I’ve heard stories of people stacking up multiple DUIs in a day before, but it’s usually 2, maybe 3, tops. So John Lourenco’s 4 in 30 hours is…impressive? Even more impressive is that each one somehow occurred in a different vehicle. According to the Providence Journal, he first crashed a Dodge pickup into an SUV, …
Time For A Nice Cold Beer…Bottle
There’s doing stupid things when you’re drunk, and then there’s doing stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid things when you’re druuuuuuuuuuuunk! A MAN got so drunk at a family gathering he ate a glass beer bottle, NT police say. Superintendent Louise Jorgensen said police and St John paramedics were called to a Wagaman home just after 9pm on Wednesday. The …
You’ll Be Ok. Just Swallow One Of These Tubes And Call Me Tomorrow When I’ve Slept It Off
Usually when somebody talks about having a drink to take the edge off, it’s entirely sensible and maybe even not the worst idea in the world. But there’s taking the edge off and then there’s telling the folks who are investigating the death of the woman you killed by putting the breathing tube into her …
I Know He Said I Had The Right To Remain Silent, But You’re Just So Good!
I could have sworn I posted this one, but a decent enough look around tells me otherwise. So yeah, let’s be fixing that because this takes some serious balls…and wieners…and baby makers…and beer…and possibly drugs but we’re not really sure…and…absolutely no damn sense whatsoever. I mean, holy shit! Husnik, who was on probation, was handcuffed …
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Bud. Weis. Ow!
I don’t want to sound like a heartless dick or worse yet a beer snob, but when you’re arguing over whether Busch or Bud is the better beer and then your buddy gives you the kind you don’t like and guns are drawn, maybe just turn them on yourselves and get it over with. The …