High school soccer coach Jeffrey M. Sirois made a short Snapchat video demonstrating a few of his best ball handling techniques, intending to send it to his girlfriend. But in what appears to be one of the worst cases of oops, wrong window in the history of the world, he accidentally sent it to members …
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Ride A Horse, Catch A Pervert
Update: In January 2015, Johnson plead no contest to charges of misdemeanor indecent exposure and criminal mischief. He was sentenced to a year’s probation and ordered to pay fines and costs totaling around $700. He was also ordered to stay away from Walmart. Obtaining stuffed horses elsewhere, however, is presumably a ok so long as …
Throwing Peters…In Jail
This is…different. Police in West Allis, a city outside Milwaukee, opened a criminal investigation last month when two 14-year-old girls reported that a male driver left a “giant purple dildo” in their path as they walked home one afternoon from a local park. The man was “just sitting there staring at them from his car …
Not Sure This Is What They Had In Mind When They Sang “Get Your Motor Runnin’,” Miss
There’s not a whole lot to say about Karen Marie Dilworth here. Not sure if that says more about me, the blog or both. Karen Marie Dilworth was arrested by police at her Ormond Beach, Fla. home after neighbors allegedly saw her sitting atop her motorcycle in her garage, masturbating. Amongst the audience was a …
Flash…Gordon?
Here comes a flasher, another boring old flasher. Driving up to pedestrians and showing off his shween. That would be the whole story, except he was using our old neighbourhood as a flashing ground! Eeeewwww. Seriously. We used to live right there. That was the street with our apartment building that had the big scary …
I’ll Have A Large Trouble Trouble, Extra Cream
Listen up, fellas. I’m gonna say this one more time. It probably won’t be the last time mind you, but a guy can dream. No matter how much you like the girl and want nothing more in this world than for her to just like you back, there are much, and I really do mean …
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Arthur Price Had His Table, And Now This Woman Has Completed The Outdoor Humping…Er, Dining Set
Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After “Humping” Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self A female witness told officers that Hans “had come onto her lawn and was ‘humping’ the lawn chairs,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. The woman added that she and her two children–ages 15 and 11–watched Hans’s late-afternoon performance from a window in their …
Where A Lack Of Taste And Sanity Is The Difference
Not only is this a rare do it yourself story involving a possible crazy woman, but I want you to read this snip and take note of where it took place. According to police, Dick’s staff called 911 around 5:30 p.m. to report a woman harassing customers and refusing to leave the property. The woman …
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Let’s Go Rogering
Usually when a story about some pervert taking upskirt photos of women in public places comes up, it’s creepy and gross, but generally not all that interesting. It’s pretty much always a hidden bathroom camera or one of those snazzy mini cams in a shoe, some charges and the world mostly moving on. But not …
He’s In Some Real Deep Shit Now
it’s been a few years since we’ve written about David Truscott, but he’s back at it, going after the same people. And as sometimes happens in cases like these, I think we’ve hit the point where it’s not quite so funny anymore. He made the new threats shortly after being released from jail and transferred …