Agim Demiri has a strange idea of how to express his disapproval with court decisions. When coming before Judge Timothy J. McJoynt to deal with some owed child support, I guess he didn’t like the ruling, so threw an egg at the judge. He narrowly missed him, but the egg splattered a plaque and some …
Category Archives: food feuds
Order In The Court…And Order Of Poutine To The Head
David Birch and his ex sound like quite the interesting pair. Birch walked into a Timmins business, and suddenly found himself looking at his ex. Due to several court orders, he’s not to have any contact with her. But for some reason, they started arguing, and she asked him to hold two bowls of poutine …
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Have You Had Your Window Break Today?
Jen told me about this one. She said she saw it on TV. I love it! We’ve got other people watching out for food feuds! Melodi Dushane needs to settle down. If chicken nuggets are not available, a correct response is not to reach through the window and punch the employee in the mouth. It …
Whoop’s On
I have a tip. Don’t cook for Jerome Keller. If he doesn’t like it, he might push and punch you and leave you to mop up the blood with paper towels. Just ask his 73-year-old wife if you don’t believe me.
Chicken’s Gone, And So’s The Dog
Hey Matthew Ray Bramblett. Here’s a novel idea for you. If you’re going to own a dog, you have to train the dog and be responsible. You don’t leave food for the dog to get his paws on, and you don’t feed him people food. But, since a dog is another living being, he has …
Are The Guitars Instruments of Music, Or Vengeance?
Gees! If you’re going to live with Kevin and Dustin Lambert, mark very well whose food is whose. If not, you could wind up getting a beating over it. This is what William Reaume found out. They first started punching him, and then they beat him with an acoustic and an electric guitar. Gees! Settle …
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Severed Jugular
It’s amazing how many of the food fight stories we post involve family members…hey look,here’s another one! An unidentified 21-year-old man recently called police to report that his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the sharp edge of a barbecue spatula. Why? Because they got into an argument and shoving match over …
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I’m Not Making My Own Lunch, But I Will Make Some Trouble For Both Of Us
26-Year-old Jason Matthew Werryis most definitely one person I’m totally not telling to back off and get his own sandwich. His father tried that once, and here’s the police account of how it worked out for him. Jason Werry hurled a candleholder at his father, hitting him in the head. Jay Werry, who has a …
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When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemonade, Cause A Disturbance!
Gees! Pedro Vargas needs to either not drink so much, or settle the hell down, or both. Is it reasonable to smack around a restaurant manager because they didn’t have any lemonade? I hope the food he bought from the fast food spot across the street was good, and I hope they had lemonade, because …
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Was She Paying Her Overdue Fines Back With Food?
Man, it would suck to work at the Boise public library after 74-year-old Joy Cassidy had dropped her presents into the drop-off slot. What on earth would possess her to pour corn syrup, ketchup and mayonaise into a library’s drop box, ruining whatever books were in there? They still don’t know, but hopefully, this will …
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