Larry goes to his High School class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty five years he’s very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past. “How have you been?” he asks. “I’ve been fine, …
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Not That This Happens To Any Of You Or Anything
The Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Spouse Is Bored With Sex 10> The guys at the gym inform you that someone made out a grocery list on your back. 9> She keeps complaining that the kids will interrupt you, even though they’re both over 30 and live more than 500 miles away. 8> You …
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Did You Know…
It’s a proven fact that 50 percent of gay men were born that way. As for the other 50 percent, they were sucked into it.
This Is So Wrong
Is your little brother supposed to email you stuff like this? I had an ex-roommate Pierre,Who once fell asleep in my chair.I pulled out my unit,Proceeded to tune it,And fired a load in his hair.
The Guys’ Rules
This showed up in my e-mail this morning and I thought it funny enough to warrant a post over here. I haven’t edited out any of the “pass it on” bullshit cuz I’m just pretty lazy. Enjoy.—The Guys’ Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ …
A Joke More Stupid Than The Last One
This one is funnier too. Dave rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, a very attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Dave smiles at the young woman and she strikes up a …
Today’s Stupid Joke
This one might piss some of you off, like I really give a shit. The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he’s been propositioning all the teenage boys in town. The sheriff dutifully arrests the fag and says to him, “OK homo, you got 15 minutes …
Your Stupid Joke Of The Day
Two drunks are driving down the road. The first drunk looks over at the other drunk and says, “I think we are getting closer to downtown.” The second drunk says, “How can you tell?” The first drunk says “We’re hitting more and more people.”
Interesting Statistic
According to a recent survey, 63 percent of men say that at one time or another they have had sex in the shower. As for the other 37 percent, it seems that none of them have ever been to prison.
Pick A Card, Any Card
Since finding that perfect Valentine card for your special someone can be difficult, I knew that when I came across this link I had to pass it on. There are a lot of cards to choose from here and I’m sure you’ll find something to suit your needs perfectly. Yes guys, melt her heart with …