If you’re wondering why I haven’t been around much in the last while, it’s because I’ve been dealing with the tragic loss of a dear friend and at the same time allowing the full impact of a very important life lesson to sink in. In all seriousness folks, I don’t like to use this space …
Category Archives: jokes
I Love This Joke
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth!” The man said, “No problem.” With that he …
Men And Women
I have no idea who wrote this but somebody sent it to me and it’s kind of funny so I thought I’d post it here. The Difference Between Men and Women Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have …
Most Disgusting Joke Contest
If you haven’t already seen it, scroll down the page a couple of posts and read the post called Consider Yourself Warned so you’ll know what this is all about. Somebody calling him or herself Mmm Mmm Good, This is downrigh, [which is one of the strangest names I’ve ever heard,] submitted this one. It’s …
Consider Yourself Warned
This is honestly the most disgusting joke I’ve ever seen, so I had to share. If you’re not a fan of sick things, first of all what are you doing here and secondly, I’m telling you right now that you’ll want to scroll down and read something else. I’m dead serious, don’t say I didn’t …
Breaking News: Suicide Attempt
The details on this story are still pretty sketchy but I wanted to get it out there to all the hockey fans on our site. Especially those of you who saw last night’s game. Last night following his terrible game, Patrick Lalime was so overwhelmed with dissapointment and shame that he tried to take his …
In Honour of the Leafs/Sens Tonight
Four hockey fans are on a mountain climbing trip together. They are all heavily devoted to four different teams and all claim to love their respective team more than the other men love theirs. As they climb higher and higher, the arguement gets more and more heated. Upon reaching the summet of the mountain it …
Canadian Confidence Cannot Be Shaken
President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang… “Hallo, President Bush” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger’s Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin’ to tells ya dat weare officially declaring war on you …
Disgusting, Just Disgusting
Larry goes to his High School class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty five years he’s very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past. “How have you been?” he asks. “I’ve been fine, …
Not That This Happens To Any Of You Or Anything
The Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Spouse Is Bored With Sex 10> The guys at the gym inform you that someone made out a grocery list on your back. 9> She keeps complaining that the kids will interrupt you, even though they’re both over 30 and live more than 500 miles away. 8> You …
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