Watching your weight? Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastard. And Matt, don’t even think about it, asshole. You know what I’m talking about, friend. -!- Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from …
Category Archives: jokes
Oh Come On!
Any of you who visit this site who are also visitors toSalty Hamhave probably noticed that they have a joke of the day on the main page. It’s a cool feature and some of them aren’t too bad, worth a laugh for the most part, or at least a giggle. But everybody, no matter how …
Some Jokes That Made Me Laugh Today
*Q. Who is Michael Jackson’s favorite poet?A. Emily Dick-in-son *Little Johnny wrote to Santa Claus, “Please send me a sister.”Santa Claus wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.” *Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?A. Christopher Walken *Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?A. Because it’s too …
A Christmas Story
This just makes me feel happy inside. Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with …
How About A Joke?
Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body was delivered tothe mortuary. He had been wearing an expensive, expertly tailored blacksuit at the time of his demise, so he really looked wonderful,considering the circumstances. His wife went to the funeral home to make the final arrangements for hisinterment. She spoke to the mortician …
They’re Comin’ Fast Now
Well everybody’s favourite evil do-er, Satan, has chimed in with some more rejected Christmas Carols for us all to enjoy. “Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged (981C2303 DOC) SCHIZOPHRENIA Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas NARCISSISTIC Hark The Herald Angels …
Thursday’s Blogging BONANZA!!!
Hello everyone and welcome to YOUR Thursday. We got a few things to hit on, so let’s get right at it. There hasn’t been much put in the last few days so thanks for stickin’ with us. But it’s not like there’s any shortage of things to check out over on the links list. To …
Some More Rejected Christmas Carols. (WITH BAD LYRICS AND EVERYTHING!)
Well, one of our more intellectually gifted Vomiteers has written in with 2 new Rejected Christmas carols and he has even taken the time to write out the lyrics too. Much thank you…. Well we’ll call you Lunchbox’s friend. Here they are…. “anyway, the point of this email is to deliver you two famous christmas …
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Letters To Santa
Man, this flu or whatever I’ve got is pretty horrid. I went to sleep at about 7 o’clock at night without having any food or anything, and this is after a day of eating nothing but noodles and drinking water and stuff like that. So I woke up now, which would be about 20 after …
Must Be That Time Of Year Again
I know it’s getting close to being Christmas when I start seeing all of the Christmas humour in my email again. Most of it is all the same old crap that I’ve seen every year, but my brother sent me one today that I’d never seen and it’s pretty funny so here it is. Politically …
