This news release from the Alexandria, Louisiana police department says basically everything that this post is going to need, so I’m just going to leave it here. Suspect Waves Drugs for Sale in Front of Officers On February 22, around 7:00 pm, APD officers were conducting an investigation at a residence in the 2300 block …
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Your Money Making Strategy Is The Pits, Sir
A wee bit of free advice, if I may. If you owe $560,000 in back child support, have managed to evade capture for 20 some years and are considered by the American government to be that country’s most wanted deadbeat dad, maybe don’t try to defraud a restaurant. That is to say, be smarter than …
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Police Have Locked Him UP And Thrown Away The Key, Which They Remembered To Bring With Them
A question for the bank robbers in the crowd. Setting your car keys on the counter: stupid or really stupid? Seriously, why would you ever do that? If they’re not staying in the getaway vehicle, should they not stay safely in your pocket? Isn’t that, like, the only thing that makes any sense? A man …
Police Were Immediately Dispatched To His Location, Because It Was Their Location
In October of 2016, Bank of America discovered a theft. Surprisingly, given that there are so many of them, it wasn’t one of their own. But the bank did suspect that somebody who used to be one of their own was behind it, and so the hunt for former employee Alberto Saavedra Lopez began. For …
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“Give Me My Stuff Back Or I’m Calling The Cops!” “You’re Way Ahead Of You, Dude.”
There may be a genius at work here, but that person is absolutely, positively 100 percent not Clayton Rowland Cowman Jr. We know this because not only did he call the police after somebody robbed him of cash and dope, but then, just in case there was still any doubt, he repeatedly called a narcotics …
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Never Say Bye Without Your Supply
In spite of the stupidity at work, I think I understand the decision making. Though it was one of her own creation, our friend here was caught in a no-win situation. Do you go back for the drugs and risk getting arrested, or do you let them go, losing more than 40 grand in the …
I Don’t Know What These Are, But I’m Going To Take All Of Them And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
“Hey man, listen up. I’ve got a great idea.” “Ok, I’m all ears.” “So you know how there’s that tech company down on Dela Cruz Avenue?” “Yeah. Roam something. What do they do, anyway?” “I don’t know, but do you want to find out?” “Sure, what the hell. But how?” “Well, how about tonight, you …
She Targeted The Wrong Target
Here comes our latest shoplifter who chose to do it with 70 cops on hand for Shop With A Cop. This one is so head-slappingly stupid, it needs its own soundtrack. Not only did she pass two police motorcycles in the lobby of the Target store and several officers in their official uniforms once she …
There’s A Body Scanner? What A Bummer
This, essentially, is your standard, garden variety get yourself arrested so that you can smuggle things to a buddy on the inside via your inside story, and I wouldn’t even be posting it were it not for some of the items in question. Marijuana? Fine. Tobacco? Ok. A couple of knives? Woe woe woe hang …
And A Huge Interception By The Local Constabulary
The Grey Cup is fantastic. It’s a big, fun, important Canadian event that many of us will stop what we’re doing to watch. But that’s not always the best idea. Sometimes you really should finish off whatever you’re up to before you settle in to enjoy the game. Like let’s say you’re in the midst …
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