There are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of them is how criminals, drug dealing ones specifically, manage to text the authorities with sales offers on a semi-regular basis. Is it common to have cops in your contacts, or are that many people simply that unlucky? Perhaps we should ask Amy R. Horman …
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I Wonder What His New Facebook Profile Name Choice Will Be
Hey there Jesse Hippolite. If you want to pull off a series of robberies, it’s probably not a good idea to change your name on Facebook to Willie Sutton Jr. If police think it *might* be you they’re looking for, they know it is now.
Take Care, Not Car! Children On Board
We interrupt the audio to make fun of somebody. Believe me, there will be more audio. We’re not even half done our ideas. This started off as a regular carjacking. Somebody left their car running, somebody saw opportunity and jumped in. Except…the car was full of vocal passengers. The unnamed carjacker jumped in the driver’s …
From The Oilfield To The Prison Yard
Question: You’ve been bonded out of jail after being charged with the theft of $300000 in equipment from oilfields around southwest Oklahoma. One of the conditions of your release is that you have to wear one of those GPS ankle monitors. What should you do with yourself now that you’re free? If your answer involves …
I Think I Can Resausagitate Him!
So. One of the fellows to whom you’ve sold heroin seems to have run into some trouble with the product. In fact, he’s overdosing. My oh my, but this is quite the pickle. Whatever shall you do? Call for help? Are you kidding? If anybody comes in here, you’re going down for sure. This is …
Here Comes The Bride…With A Gigantic Cartload Of Stolen Groceries
Weddings ain’t cheap, and I can certainly appreciate couples wanting to keep costs down especially in this time of economic uncertainty. But as with everything in this life, there is a right way and a wrong way to go about it. The right way might involve keeping your eye out for sales, negotiating with catering …
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Here. Have A Bag Of Guilt
I wonder if this thief subscribes to my friend’s school of thought on returning lost items. It seems s/he stole bunches of stuff from bunches of cars in a neighbourhood, then felt guilty about it, so…rounded up all the items, put them in a bag and threw them on a random lawn with a note. …
They Could And They Did. Thanks For All The Help
Victor Burgos sounds like he’d be perfect flashrob material. A fugitive from upstate New York who taunted police on his Facebook page to `catch me if you can. I’m in Brooklyn’ has been arrested. The Daily News says U.S. marshals and NYPD detectives tracked Victor Burgos down to an apartment in Brooklyn’s Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood Monday …
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Your Future Is In Good Hands…If You Happen To Be A Master Criminals Tag
Until right now,I had no idea that flashrobs were a thing or for that matter, what a flashrob was. And since you being the mostly sensible lot that you are probably don’t know either, I’ll let this explain it. A recent incident that was initially described as a “flashrob” was a theft that occurred inside …
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Even Master Criminals Get It Right Now And Then
Remember Joshua VanSlyke, Anthony VanSlyke and Gregory Williams? They’re the 3 nitwits who turned down plea deals and opted for trial even though the video they made of themselves talking about busting into a house and then doing it was in evidence and all over the internet. Turns out that strategy wasn’t as stupid as …
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