Seriously, are criminals even trying anymore? This is 33-year-old German Paz, who has just been sentenced to 15 years in a federal prison. His crime? Carrying on an online relationship with a 13-year-old girl. To his credit, he somehow got away with it until the girl got a little older and a little wiser and …
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If These Walls Could Talk, They’d Have Me Arrested
I have to wonder if Richard R. Vermalyea was never exposed to hide and seek or crime shows as a child. Had he been, odds are the fugitive from justice thing may have worked out better for him than it did. Among the lessons he doesn’t appear to have learned about being on the run …
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Pictures Of Littluns, Gave The Cops An Eye Full
Here’s the story of John M. Kohler. Someone called the cops, complaining that he was outside wacking off to kids walking by. They came and found him lying on his back on his porch. When they asked him for ID, he told them they could come in while he looked for it. I guess he …
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Surprise! You’re Going To Jail!
Ok we have a new twist on the whole “Do I have warrants?” theme, thanks to David Williams of Surprise, Arizona, which is a fitting name for something like this to happen in. Williams waltzed up to a police officer and asked him if he had ever arrested him before. He hadn’t, but Williams had …
I Did It But I Didn’t And You Can’t Do Anything About It
It takes a special kind of fellow to admit on a police department hiring questionnaire that he’s previously had sexual contact with children and that he’s possessed child porn in the past. It takes an even more special (specialer?) fellow to act surprised and hurt when he gets arrested for admitting those things. This established, …
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911, What’s Your Burglary?
This, kids, is why you should A: always lock your phone and B: never add 911 to your contacts. Onondaga County Sheriff Kevin Walsh says police already looking for a suspicious person got the unlikely assist when one of the men “pocket dialed” his cellphone’s emergency number while driving near the scene of an earlier …
Save Money, Live In Jail
If you’re at the point of shoplifting your new pants from Walmart, I think it’s safe to say that both your life and your mind have ended up in a pretty bad place. But that’s no excuse for leaving your old pants, complete with wallet and driver’s license, in the dressing room before running off. …
There’s A Crack In Our Foundation Of Trust
Proving that people just never fucking learn, something similar to the case of Dexter White went downjust a few short months ago. In that case, Antonio Recinos called 911 and flagged down a police officer to complain that he had been shorted when purchasing $40 worth of cocaine. This time the problem was that $60 …
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Next He’ll Want A Bail Voucher
If you stole a car, do you think it’s a good idea to ask for emergency gas vouchers from the police station? Do you really, Dalton Beyer? Well, you may be rethinking that, now that you’ve been arrested.
This Is A Holdup…Note…That I Left Here…
the best bank robbing advice I can offer you all is don’t, but if you must, the next best thing I could suggest is when you leave, remember to take your note with you. Failing that, all that’s left isdon’t go back for it later like Matthew Dale Hudleston did. According to his plea agreement, …