What kind of person would try and buy crack with a credit card? I guess the same one who would call the police and report being robbed when he tried to buy said crack with said credit card. Yes, another reason you should say no to crack.
Category Archives: master criminals
O No!
When I first read a summary of this story, I couldn’t stop laughing. Steve came in and asked what was making me laugh so hard, and I just kept laughing. In the end, I had to make JAWS read it to him, because I couldn’t finish even one sentence. This is what made me laugh. …
What Is I’m Still Going To Death Row?
After your death sentence has been commuted to life, it is never a good idea to write a taunting letter to the prosecutors essentially saying “Ha ha, you bunch of dumbasses, you saved my life. Now here’s the rest of the story, but you can’t get me, neener neener neener, I’m in the clear, thank …
Positive ID, Negative IQ
You know, if you just robbed a store, and then video of you robbing a store shows up on the news, you probably know what is going on, and don’t need to march into the police station to demand an explanation. You would say that’s about accurate, wouldn’t you, Myesha Williams? But you did make …
Every Girl’s Crazy ‘Bout A Cross Dressed Man
Not entirely sure what the thought process washere or how he thought he was going to make a clean getaway looking like that, but I’m not going to spend a lot of time wondering about it because amazingly, the cunning plan failed. A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a …
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Damn Back Seat Drivers
Bad idea: Running a red light while a cop is sitting right behind you.Worse idea: Running a red light with a cop sitting behind you while you’re driving without a license because it was taken away from you due to your poor driving history.Worsest idea:Figuring you’ll get out of it by hiding in the back …
The Jewellery Is Brighter Than They Are
Was this the first burglary for these four dimwits? How else do you explain how they failed to do what they were supposed to? First, the lookout guy failed to deactivate the alarm at the jewellery store. So while the two men inside were taking stuff, police were on their way. When they arrived, they …
Bulletproof, and Idiotproof glass.
It’s time for some theme music to set the scene. Travis Copeland was in court on some felony charges. I guess he just didn’t want to be there anymore, so got up and bolted out of the courtroom and down the skyway. He was run run runnin’ along, when he noticed that deputies were coming …
There Are Two Sides To Every Story, But Only One Side Under His Shirt
I looked at this article and didn’t post it right away? What is wrong with me? I must fix this immediately. After being caught 9 times for shoplifting, you’d think Mark Zachary could come up with a better defense than “I wasn’t going to steal this giant side of meat, I was only massaging it. …
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I’m Ready For My Close-up
Ewan Brandneeds to decide if he’d rather be a model or a flasher, because trying to be both at once seems to have landed him in quite a pickle. Fiscal depute Janine Bates said: “One of the girls was hoping to do a photography course. “As part of the entrance requirements she had to complete …