Here’s a hot tip for all of the aspiring drive-by shooters in the crowd.Remember to roll the window down first. Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of his ex-girlfriend’s family and another random house. Police found him because he failed to roll down his …
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Oxygen In The Tank, Money Out Of The Bank
I’m not sure if this guy is the same guy we talked about before, but if he is, he’s now robbed four banks…while on oxygen…and just walked out with the money. At least in the last case, he was armed, so I understand why the teller may have given him what he asked for. Man, …
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Grand Theft Fail Auto
I think Gary E. Ensor should take a lesson from Jason Durant and Claude King and learn that just like them, he’s not meant for a life of crime. For some reason, his truck got stuck on some tracks and a train was coming. So he got out of his truck and left it to …
You’d Think This Would Be Just The Sort Of Outside The Bun Thinking A Manager Would Look For
My friend, I’m afraid you’ve gone and done it backwards. The way it’s supposed to go is ask for a job application, then pull a gun, rob the place and leave, notpull a gun on a clerk, order him to the floor, go talk to the manager about a job then leave with no money …
Shitty Robbery Plans
Hey there copper wire-stealing dude. It’s a good idea to check a place where you’re going to steal copper wire to see if there are cameras. What is a bad idea is trying to take a crap in a barrel of grease nearby. There were cameras, you tipped over the barrel, and your whole escapade …
Pothead
God it would be funny to watch this go down. A police officer walked into a convenience store and saw a guy walking away from the washroom, peering into his hat. When the guy looked up, there was a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. The cop walked up to him, pulled the bag …
Bangk Machine
The other day, Steve mentioned that South African bank machines were pepper spraying folks who try to tamper with them. Now I read that the cash boxes in Belgian bank machines will implode if forced open. Wacky stuff. Too bad that little nugget of info wasn’t told to the pair of gangsters who tried to …
He’s A Real Badass? I Say He’s A Real Dumbass!
Oh boy, we have another wolfname. This guy tried to insist that he was not David McKay, he was Matthew McKay. When asked to spell Matthew, he couldn’t. Oh, and he also had the same tattoos as David was known to have on his hand and shoulder. When they were processing him, they found another …
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I Swear On Your Life…
When you’ve just had the gun you were using to hold up the Pizza Hut wrestled away from you, sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking doing something so stupid is a much better thing to say thanthis gun isn’t mine, can I please have it back? I’ll leave if you give it …
go On, Take The Money And…Walk?
How does an old dude on oxygen manage to rob a bank and get away? And they never mentioned a getaway vehicle. He just handed the teller a note, they gave him money, and he walked out of the bank. What the?