Here’s a little tip. When you steal scratch tickets from a store, if you happen to steal a winner, don’t go back to the same store you stole from to claim your prize, ok? This is too late for Allen Nguyen, but maybe it’ll help someone else.
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Well…That Crime Spree Was Short
Hey Andrew Bawden, if you ever manage to get out of jail again, I have two tips for ya. Don’t start burglarizing an hour after being bailed out, and put your charge sheet and interrogation DVD in a place where they can’t fall out at various crime scenes. Thanks to those two big clues you …
When Burglarizing, Lock Your Keypad
Now there’s a butt call. Two kids decided to burglarize a house. But one of them inadvertently dialed 911 during the robbery. They never say if the call was a butt-call or what. Either way, a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old got caught with the loot. I wonder why they gave the 13-year-old’s name in the …
Yeah Baby…Put It On!
Wow, what a whole lot of needless and ultimately fruitless effort went intothis. Police were told the man, 27, entered the Lusty Lady through the front door backwards and entered stall No. 7. Police said he climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper “was startled when …
I Think The Heroin’s Frying His Brain
Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one. The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then …
You Have, One, New Drug Deal In Your Mailbox
Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …
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Got The Goods, Got My Gun, Got My Keys?
I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, except for the image created by a couple of sentences. A man robbed a hotel, and police were called. When police arrived, they quickly found a big clue, a dropped set of keys to a caddilac in the hallway. When they went outside, they found Darnell Lamar Wright, …
Don’t Drink And Shoplift
Hmmm. Well, that didn’t go so well. A dude stole some cough drops and a bottle of Schnapps from a store and ran out. He ran and hid, only he hid in the police station. It didn’t take long before he was found, and he was already drunk.
Hot On The Trail…Mix Of A Good Story
And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …
Robin Hood: Men In Jail
This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about …