Well, it looks like we know who was hanging out in the toilet tank, and it wasn’t our old, er, buddy. We now know that his name is Luke Chrisco, and he’s really, really, really weird. Where do I even begin? He wants to be a porn star. He calls himself a worshipper of women. …
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The Wood Is A Little Too Handy
Here we have a fellow charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after two separate incidents. The first was the flashing of a McDonald’s drive-through worker while the second, which took place almost two weeks later, involved our friend and his friend (if you catch my drift) pulling up beside a woman in a Rite …
Somebody Needs To Stop Getting Inspiration From His Last Name And Street Signs
Sadly, this story makes me not want to buy anything from thrift stores ever again. But on the other hand, it does make a nice addition to the names tag. Arrested and charged with indecent exposure after being caught sitting on a couch in a Salvation Army store with his pants around his ankles and …
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His Story Doesn’t Stand Up, Although Something Else Does
I know this has been all over the news, but he needs a place up on the blog. There was an up close and personal picture of a guy’s stuff taken and posted to a Twitter account. The owner of the account, a guy, says he was hacked. People don’t believe him. His name? Anthony …
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The Do It Yourself World Tour Rolls On Top Of Guelph
Neither of these incidents will ever find itself in the bad time for whackin’ off hall of fame, but they’re worth a mention since it’s rare that this sort of thing happens here in guelph, home of Vomit Comet World HQ. Even better is that both of them happened in completely different places…on the same …
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Either This One’s On The House Or I’ll Give You A Whippy, Mister.
How did that old saying go? I scream, you scream, we all beat the wholly christ out of the driver and run off with his money when he refuses to give us free icecream? The offender was turned away when he asked for a free ice-cream. However, when the driver hopped in the front seat …
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Surprise! You’re Going To Jail!
Ok we have a new twist on the whole “Do I have warrants?” theme, thanks to David Williams of Surprise, Arizona, which is a fitting name for something like this to happen in. Williams waltzed up to a police officer and asked him if he had ever arrested him before. He hadn’t, but Williams had …
>Bringing A Whole New Meaning To Cybersex
>And I thought the RealTouch was nasty. Some japanese scientists have created a kissing machine. The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the “Kiss Transmission Device.” It’s a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer. Talk about your moment killer. In the video, …
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Another Episode Of Surprise, Surprise
Arrested recently and for the second time in less than 4 years is 56-year-old Glenn H. Stoner. Can you guess what he was arrested for? There’s no picture to help you, but if you said felony cultivation of marijuana and operating a drug house as well as misdemeanor possession of paraphernalia, you win> Clearwater police …
I Dropped Some Candy In The Screening Line. Can You Help Me Find It, Little Boy?
I know the folks at the TSA don’t much care for being called gropers and child molesters, so if any of them who may be reading my words have a better adjective for this I’d love to hear it, strictly for entertainment and what balls (not in the literal sense) purposes. “You try to make …
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