It’s sad that a fellow who apparently was a really good mayor and was well-liked will never have his name on a government building just because his name is Harry Baals. The poor sap probably was made fun of all his life, and now this.
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A Bad Touch Off The Old Block
There are a couple things of note inthis story.The most obvious is that it’s all about a father and son who both face child molestation charges in different towns in the same State. What you may not have immediately noticed is that the son, Robert D’Ginto Jr, is said to reside on Badman Road. That’s …
I Guess It was Beyond Help From Tuning
Thanks Ann for this one. Now that’s just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there’s a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn’t go under at high tide. How the hell could …
Aaaa! There’s A Moron On The Loose!
I wonder if Joseph Moron and Bryan Scott Moron are related. Well, one of them only ended up being a drunken fool, while the other one sounds like quite the vicious individual. Well, I can’t blame him for being a little bitter. Can you imagine having the last name Moron? Imagine the jokes, the ridiculing. …
Name.Fail
Hmmm. I think the good folks at Research In Motion could have thought a little harder when they picked their careers website. I mean, come on, rim.jobs? Seriously? Or were they going for shock value? I have to admit I haven’t forgotten where I would look if I were interested in working for RIM.
If You Had Dreams For These Kids, They Died Today.
Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …
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What Would You Like On That, Sir? I’ll Have Some Peppers And Some Forgery Charges.
Sometimes that whole if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again thing isn’t the best strategy for living your life. It most definitely wasn’t in the case ofWilliam Peppers,who was bound and determined that no matter what, he was going to get himself some Edwardo’s pizza. He almost did, aside from the part where …
She’s Not So Lucky, He Thought She Was Convenient.
Hmmm. I don’t know if the woman in this story felt so lucky after going to “Lucky’s Convenience.” Somehow, a man managed to put her on his lap, put his hands in her shirt and then force her head towards his exposed privates. Yikes! I have so many questions. Did other people see it? Did …
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There’s No Tellin’ Who Kilin Would Have Been Killin’.
After reading the story of a man flying down a section of highway marked closed just so he could catch his flight, I guess I can believe the stupidity isn’t just contained to this area. When sections of Highway 402 were closed due to snow, some numbnuts were moving road closed signs and barriers, so …
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He Just Wanted to Show Them His Walking Stick
I have to ask the question. Is Paul Laurence Wadley that guy from Matt’s post from so many years ago? The story goes that Wadley used to be the police chief. Then he retired. Now, he’s been accused of flashing women on hiking trails, leaving photos of his parts on hiking trails, and sticking photos …
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