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What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …
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The worst part of this guy’s night wasn’t that his name is Bruce Manlove, though I’m sure that’s its own brand of personal hell. NO, I dare say his worst moment was the time hewrote a robbery note on the back of some department of corrections paperwork, paperwork that just happened to have the name …
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This has to be a joke. But it isn’t. Arrested for dealing drugs is Kevin Lee Cokayne. Sadly, he was only dealing marijuana. But the story was funny anyway.
If all this is true, which it probably is since this woman’s lawyer has more clients saying the same thing, this Bath Fitter franchise is messed up, and needs to learn a few lessons. Jo A. Yochum says that she began working for this bath fitting franchise, and had to pay $90000 for the training …
Jason Moorehead and Paul Gardner III have an interesting idea of what counts as indecent exposure. They think it’s perfectly fine to touch each other’s stuff in public, just as long as nobody gets an erection. Eeewww. Just imagine walking up to that public display of yuck? Just imagine trying to explain that to your …
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I thought I’d post a couple of updates to some other stories we’ve done recently that had, hmmm, interesting names in them. Remember the building to be named Harry Baals Government Center? Well, despite an overwhelming majority voting for that name, it will be called Citizens Square. The lame answer that was given as to …
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This little incident just may have revealed bigger problems with this family. An unnamed 17-year-old Orlando boy was laying on his bed with his 12-year-old sister and a 9 mm pistol. Yup, just layin’ on the bed with the gun. For reasons only the boy will comprehend, he thought it would be a good idea …
This story of a fellow who couldn’t spell Robert Taylor is even funnier than the story of Coronica Jackson, or something, which I swear we posted about, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the blog. I do have to give Amos Ashley some credit. At least he didn’t pick an …
It’s pretty sad when I can read a story about a chick leaving her kids alone while she goes off to work as a stripper at night and think “Meh, is that really weird anymore?” I’ve written about similar stories and been all enraged. But it happens so often, parents neglecting their kids, leaving them …
Nicknaming is definitely a lost art. I think everybody other than those in charge of nicknaming people knows that. The stuff that passes for good nicknames now is pretty lame, usually consisting of little more than letter from your first name-2 or 3 letters from your last name. Most of the time I just try …