Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Check out the description ofthe Two Tall Bandits,a couple of Colorado bank robbers that the FBI is trying to track down. They are described as white or Hispanic males, approximately 20 to 30 years of age, 5-foot 7 inches to 5-foot 10 inches tall and of average build. When did Denver suddenly become a land …
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Woe! There’s a name for that thing where someone’s name fits the reason for them being in the news. It’s nominative determinism, and it’s been noticed for years in the magazine “New Scientist.” That wiki has some amusing examples. wow, I didn’t know that phenomenon had been noticed for that long.
Sears Canada recalls Cool Touch toasters for fire hazard
If you’re writing a story about a gay pride festival, I suppose it only makes sense that one of the first people you would interview would beDick Hunter.
This shouldn’t be funny to me, but for some reason, it is. Among the latest products from China that have way too much melamine in them, all different manner of sex spreads. As an aside, what a lame company name for sex toys and such. “Le bang.”
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …
Wow. It’s amazing that because a gas station accidentally set their price to 35 cents a gallon instead of $3.50, they managed to lose 1000 gallons of gas and $3000 in two hours. That’s how you know gas prices are way high. I guess people told everybody about the awesome prices, and there was traffic …
I should be able to take this lawsuit seriously. I mean, I can’t imagine finding out that, while I was under the knife, my doctor somehow stapled my butt shut. But I can’t. Why? Because the guy this happened to is represented by a lawyer named Emily Malarkey. by the sounds of it, she should …
It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes. Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon. You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And …
Lawyer Charles R. Douglas was ordered by a judge last week to stay away from a local park. Seems that the 58-year-old attorney has a thing for walking up to people he doesn’t know and asking if they would mind him performing his tickle monster routine on their children. Not surprisingly, a few people minded …
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