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Hey Erik Salmons. Next time you get tossed into a cab and told to go home because you’re too drunk to drive, just shut up and take the cab. You’re not being charged with anything, you’re just being told to go home. When you get home, just go to bed. Don’t get in your daughter’s …
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Guess who’s in trouble for tax evasion again. If you said Al Capone, you win. I’m not sure what you win, but you still win. Maybe you win a free pizza, since the Capone in this case is an Italian restaurant in Boston, not a gangster from Chicago. Hopefully they’re giving out free irony too.
>Ooo! More food-related fightin’. Now we have Lyndel Toppin, whose name is dangerously close to “topping”, who makes me wonder if he was the result of breeding between a human and a pit bull. Because his fiance didn’t put the cheese on his meatball sandwich just right, he not only slashed her finger causing a …
I think it’s fitting that a dude who got busted on probation for having a meth lab and a ton of stolen stuff’s name is Lloyd Conn, I know there’s an extra n, but come on. Even better, he lives on Smoky Hollow Road. that’s what it would have been if his meth lab exploded.
Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, is facing charges of aggravated battery after throwing punches at and then stabbing the 3 people he was drinking beer with in a mobile home. Yes, I’m shocked too. So why did he do this, you ask. Seems hewasn’t a fan of the brand of beer they had purchased for the …
It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
Oh man. We have ourselves a double wammy. the headline is awesome, and there is an aptly-named fellow in the story. The headline? Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack. So now they don’t just respond to toe-tapping, eh? And the name of the arresting officer? John Lines. Hahahahahaha. Awesome. A story doesn’t get …
It looks really funny that a woman being accused of giving her daughter and her friend some marijuana to smoke is sporting the name Jodi Weed. The poor woman is doomed before the trial begins.
Normally there’s nothing all that remarkable or even outstandingly stupid about somebody getting busted in one of those undercover child pornography stings, but when the somebody in question isVirginia Commonwealth University Police Chief Willie B. Fuller (which seems like the perfect name for a pervert) and he’s using the screen name hotcop2006,that pretty much changes …
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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