Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Wow. I guess Adolph Hitler Campbell and company have been taken by family services. Nobody’s being clear on why they were taken, some are even being unclear on whether they were taken at all, but it sounds like something is going on, because there’s going to be a hearing on where they’ll live for the …
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How the hell can Heath Campbell not think he’s screwing up his kids? He has saddled his oldest child with the name Adolph Hitler Campbell, his middle child is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and his youngest is named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Then he’s shocked when he can’t get cakes with these names inscribed …
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When you hear a story about a guy shooting his brother because he was asked by that brother to do so, it simply makes good sense that it take place in the town ofRifle.
Ya know, once a guy has been named Jamel Nails, I guess he’s destined to hit someone with a hammer.
Congratulating a convicted sex offender for anything is something we rarely do around here, but this is a special case. So best wishes at this festive time of year go out to Mr. Pheuk Kue. Enjoy your new home, sir.
This one’s good. James Pischel, 31, had been sent to prison for arranging a meeting with what he thought was a 15-year-old girl, a girl that actually turned out to be officer Ed Sexton of the Lincoln, Nebraska police. Yes, they’ve got a guy with sex in his name handling luring cases, I did notice …
Recently sentenced to 12 years in prison for repeatedly sexually abusing 2 young girls over a 5 year period was David Albert Lemus, known in some circles asTrim-Trim the Clown.
This isn’t much of a story, just the vision of a driver crashing into a pole on ice while trying to munch down some cereal and ending up covered in milk and cereal simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me want to kill her! Seriously, eating cereal on a stretch of icy highway? Real smart. …
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There was a garage-fire in Saskatchewan that almost got the people’s attached house. Everybody got out ok. Firefighters think a burning cigarette was the cause. I think it was set. Set by who? Their cat. Why? His name is Cinder! And in case anyone can’t figure it out, I’m joking.
Oh my god. This looks like a red-neck extravaganza if there ever was one. Good lord. I don’t think you could pile more hickish things in there if you tried. She’s a grandma at 35? She’s living with 8 kids under 12? In a trailer? That she was paying a guy 200 bucks to move …