Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
This isn’t much of a story, just the vision of a driver crashing into a pole on ice while trying to munch down some cereal and ending up covered in milk and cereal simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me want to kill her! Seriously, eating cereal on a stretch of icy highway? Real smart. …
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There was a garage-fire in Saskatchewan that almost got the people’s attached house. Everybody got out ok. Firefighters think a burning cigarette was the cause. I think it was set. Set by who? Their cat. Why? His name is Cinder! And in case anyone can’t figure it out, I’m joking.
Oh my god. This looks like a red-neck extravaganza if there ever was one. Good lord. I don’t think you could pile more hickish things in there if you tried. She’s a grandma at 35? She’s living with 8 kids under 12? In a trailer? That she was paying a guy 200 bucks to move …
The story of Steven Lipsky, a Jersey City councilman who police allege urinated on a crowd of people from a nightclub balcony is pretty good on its own (unless you were underneath him I suppose), but Charles Hack (quite the name for a newspaper reporter) went the extra mile to make my day a little …
Police in Richmond, Virginia have released the name of a man killed in a shooting that they believe was drug related. The victim has been identified as 31-year-oldMarijuana Thompson.Who could have seen that one coming?
Check out the description ofthe Two Tall Bandits,a couple of Colorado bank robbers that the FBI is trying to track down. They are described as white or Hispanic males, approximately 20 to 30 years of age, 5-foot 7 inches to 5-foot 10 inches tall and of average build. When did Denver suddenly become a land …
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Woe! There’s a name for that thing where someone’s name fits the reason for them being in the news. It’s nominative determinism, and it’s been noticed for years in the magazine “New Scientist.” That wiki has some amusing examples. wow, I didn’t know that phenomenon had been noticed for that long.
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>Damn! Usually, we have stories of dumb criminals, but this one is brilliant! A guy decided to rob an armoured truck. I guess he thought a good disguise would be a dust mask, respirator, yellow vest, safety goggles and a blue shirt. But then he thought he’d be too obvious. So what did he do? …
>If you’re writing a story about a gay pride festival, I suppose it only makes sense that one of the first people you would interview would beDick Hunter.