Only Got A 3 Inch Tool

I’m not so sure that this would be my first line of defense if I werethis guy, but hey, I guess you’ve gotta do whatever you think’s gonna get you off…so to speak. A Texas doctor on trial for indecent exposure claimed that he couldn’t be guilty of flashing an undercover cop because, well, there …

Dear Future Generations Of Swedes:

You have my deepest sympathies. And remember, when the day comes that you’ve had enough and finally snap, it wasn’t me who decided that your idiot parents should be allowed to name you something stupid like Budweiser. The guy you want to lay the beating on is Lars Tegenfeldt, and you might want to consider …

An Aptly-Named Wacko

In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …

What’s In A Name? Child Abuse, Apparently

Uh, um, I can understand why a judge might be a little weirded out by a kid being named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii, but what will give the kid more of a handicap: having that name, or being yanked from her parents because of it and no other reason? Wow, it looks like …