It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes. Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon. You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And …
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T Is For Tickle, That’s Good Enough For Me…To Be Thrown Out Of The Park
Lawyer Charles R. Douglas was ordered by a judge last week to stay away from a local park. Seems that the 58-year-old attorney has a thing for walking up to people he doesn’t know and asking if they would mind him performing his tickle monster routine on their children. Not surprisingly, a few people minded …
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Wel Wel Well, A Chip Off The Old Cock!
What’s funnier? Is it that a long-lost father and son both ended up in the sexual predators’ wing of a Scottish jail, or that the jail is called Peterhead Jail? All joking aside, they sound like a sick pair.
Only Got A 3 Inch Tool
I’m not so sure that this would be my first line of defense if I werethis guy, but hey, I guess you’ve gotta do whatever you think’s gonna get you off…so to speak. A Texas doctor on trial for indecent exposure claimed that he couldn’t be guilty of flashing an undercover cop because, well, there …
Dear Future Generations Of Swedes:
You have my deepest sympathies. And remember, when the day comes that you’ve had enough and finally snap, it wasn’t me who decided that your idiot parents should be allowed to name you something stupid like Budweiser. The guy you want to lay the beating on is Lars Tegenfeldt, and you might want to consider …
Blaze Allah
Wow. It looks like God Lucky Howard has been trumped. Now, arrested on drug charges is Almighty Supremebeing Allah. Gee, Mr. Allah, you don’t seem very supreme right now.
An Aptly-Named Wacko
In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
I Feel Bad Making Fun Of An Obituary, But…
You know you’ve found your calling as sanitation worker when your name is Ricky Dumpit. It’s sad the guy’s gone, but that name caught my eye.
That’s Just the Shitsz!
It’s gotta suck trying to get Verizon DSL, and the only reason you can’t is your last name is Libshitz. Seriously. Because the word shit was in it, they said he couldn’t have that as his email address, and even recommended misspelling his last name. Not a good move, not a good move at all.
I Wonder How Many People Want To See Him More Than Once
I have nothing to say about this story, I only wish to point out that the prosecutor’s name is Joe Deters. Come on, he has to have made that up once he got into the business.