Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If you really want to feel like an immense loser, play the Blind Date Game from RNIB! You can feel like a dork in flash, or HTML! Oh my god, there were only two choices of dudes: one who was an Elvis impersonater, and the other was a partially sighted computer geek. At least with …
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I realize child porn is a serious thing, but I can’t help laughing any time somebody with a name like Gordon Beacock goes through the system. Yes, the guy’s name is Be-A-Cock.
>He’s violating a protection order and his name is Robert Stalker. How fitting.
Wow, Gregory Smallwood has issues. I guess he was trying to have sex with a woman, but she kept falling asleep, so he tried to set fire to her and her van. Maybe she was falling asleep because he woke her up at 4 in the morning. Or…maybe he had small wood.
The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
This story of a dog gnawing off its owner’s toe is so great. First, there’s the idea that it happened. I guess Linda Floyd has no feeling in her feet due to diabetes, she had a hangnail, put a bandage on it, and went to sleep. AS she slept, dear little Roscoe the miniature dachshund …
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
>Oh my god. First we heard of guys named Lynn, then there was that woman named Kyle, and now I’ve met a guy named Gail! Guy? Gail? Yup! On a couple of lists I was on, I’d keep seeing emails from “Gail the U.S. male”. For a while, I didn’t check the spelling of male, …
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