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If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,Dick Dickinsonis certainly that man. The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him. My question is why, …
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I think Megan Jane Conroy needs to take some lessons from Ben, or is it Dan, Krull. I can’t imagine that many people mixing up his name. I know lots of Bens, and none of them say they’re called Dan a lot. I’d want to hear what he sounds like when he says his name. …
This story isn’t too funny, maybe chuckleworthy, because a deer came crashing into a hair salon. but what’s more funny is somewhere out there, there’s a wildlife conservation officer named Glen Campbell. Hee hee hee hee!
If you’ve ever wondered what exactly makes a person a life-long premature ejaculator, now you know. The definition was developed after lengthy critical evaluation of the evidence presented in more than 100 studies on the sexual problem published over the last 65 years. It was unanimously agreed by the experts that the definition of lifelong …
Arrested Tuesday for calling 911 15 times in the same night because he couldn’t get a cab quickly enough isKevin Lewis Waits. Bonus: The theft of service charge he’s facing probably stems from his not having enough money to pay the taxi that had come for him by the time the cops arrived.
Woops. It’s never good when you’re a personal injury lawyer, your specialty is helping people with lawsuits to do with being hurt in car accidents, andyou cause one by not yielding to a fire-engine, and you’re the worst hurt. Hopefully Brian Loncar doesn’t try to sue himself, since he appears to be the negligent one. …
Killed in a recent car accident [though unfortunately for joke tellers everywhere not one that involved a large drop] is 26-year-oldDeeceenda Hill.
This is the day for aptly-named people. The guy who ploughed his rental car into the window of a Starbux and ploughed right to the back wall was Clinton Worstman. I’m sure he feels like his name right now, although I’m not sure I blame the poor dude completely. his car could have pulled a …
An ex Wal-Mart employee planned to go on a shooting spree in a Wal-Mart near Slaughter Lane. It would have been one, for sure, if not for his incredibly slow movements…oh, and police finding him after he’d been doddling about the Wal-Mart for two hours! La Dee Doo, just strollin’ past the pharmacy, me and …
Weird: porn in a teen clothing store. Weirder: the one who found it and got upset was Marcy Milfs. Poor poor Marcy Milfs. Nobody will take her seriously.