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I feel like this might be a good time to break out a tune I learned from one of the nephews. Do you like cereal? Yes I do! Do you like Frosties? Yes I do. Do you like limited edition frosty breakfast cereal born out of a partnership between Wendy’s and Kellogg? Highly fuckin’ unlikely, …
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Imagine being the guy in prison who has to tell everyone he’s in for lying on Facebook about having paid a sick person to lick food. A Texas man has been sentenced to 15 months in prison for posting hoaxes on Facebook that falsely claimed he had paid someone with covid-19 to lick items at …
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Mesh masks not appropriate PPE in classrooms, Brantford school board says How thick do you have to be to need this clarified? Good lord. Unless you legit don’t know what mesh is because your language doesn’t have a word for it and you can’t look at it or touch it for reasons outside of your …
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Ontario rent freeze expires on Jan. 1 This crosses my mind a lot. Not just in the context of the rent freeze, but in a general sense. The pandemic is clearly not over. Yes, we’re in a different place than we were a year ago before we had vaccines, but aside from feeling a bit …
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I expected something when I clicked on the headline ‘Naked, screaming’ female reported at Sportsman Park, but it definitely was not whatever this is. DAWSON, Iowa — A female was reportedly seen “naked and screaming” about 6:15 p.m. Sunday in Sportsman Park near Dawson, according to public safety radio traffic. A rustic calm was prevailing …
Beyhan Mutlu sounds like a guy who enjoys a good party. Even if that party is a search party. A search party that, as it turns out, had been sent out to look for him. He had wandered away from his friends in a forest while drunk, according to the Daily Sabah website. His wife …
When advertising something for sale online, it is wise to include a photo of the item in question so that prospective buyers can more easily tell whether or not they’re interested. Also wise? Taking a gander at that photo before uploading it just in case the big ol bag of meth that is not for …
I know this is old news, but the video makes me giggle every time, so I’m putting it up. So there was this whole Squid Game crypto scam where the value just went ker splatto in a matter of seconds. It was everywhere, and they were talking about how to spot the scam, whatever. I …
With the world of art being as silly and subjective as it is, how is it that I can’t recall having ever heard a story like this one before. It seems like such an obvious stunt to pull once you hear it. A Danish artist has pocketed 534,000 kroner ($84,000) in cash that he received …
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Not that any of these do it yourself stories are pleasant and lovely, but there’s something about this one that’s particularly gross. I just can’t put my finger on what, though. Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in …