Rather than dwelling on what year it was when Steve finally got around to digging up 2019’s news bloopers, why not just toss some wet meat in your burrito bowl whatever that is, and celebrate the happy occasion that is the 80th birthday of the fabulous E. Norma…wait, what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7aObzNGuI
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But On The Bright Side, You’re Fired
While it seems like everyone in the world is getting the fricking Coronavirus these days, it also looks as though nobody is getting regular old coughs and colds. As a matter of fact, so few people are coming down with those thanks to all the masks and the distancing and the not being around people …
Do What In A Mask With A Stranger? Last Time I Tried That I Went To Jail
This must be embarrassing. Not because of the sex talk, but just because…I mean…just look at it. Dr. Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with someone new does increase the risk of contracting the virus, particularly if there is close contact …
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Keep E-Comm And Carry ON
The annual stupid ass reasons why people called 911 lists are starting to come out. E-Comm, one of the dispatch systems in British Columbia, is out with its top 10. Some are fairly standard, but you can definitely see the COVID influence creeping in. To complain that a food delivery driver did not deliver a meal. …
Good Boy! Who’s A Furry Little Omelette?
Barb wrote me about some assholes running a puppy scam in Kingston, Ontario. “I want to feel sorry for the people who got scammed,” she says. “But then I read the best sentence I’ve ever read in my life.” She’s not wrong. It’s quite fantastic. These malicious pet shop sites sometimes include poorly written testimonials …
You’ll Have Some Explaining To Do When U-Haul Yourself To The Emergency Room
If you don’t have time to watch the news video or in case it gets pulled and I have to clue future me in to where to start looking for a replacement, this is basically what happened. A man, a term I use loosely in this case, was arguing with a woman that police and …
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Strange, Animated Police Reports
I like the idea of townsfolk reading their local police blotters alongside animations. I had no idea that Port Townsend, Washington was such a strange place. I must know more about the dude covered in purple flowers. And blind guy question: what the hell happened with the dumpster Otter after all the gunfire?
Guh. Kids These Days. Or Maybe Not
Woman faces impaired charges after collision with three-year-old in minivan: police My first question upon seeing this headline is probably the same one you have. What in the world was a three-year-old doing driving a minivan? The answer, of course, is it wasn’t. This is just another in the never ending parade of poorly written …
Gob Blabbit, I Thed Gleeb Id Dowd Ub Dere! Ad Gall Be Ad Abulamfe!
As someone who has been renting apartments for a shade over two decades now (sweet Jesus I’m old), I feel confident when I say that there are many, and I do mean many, ways of dealing with a noisy neighbour that are superior to shooting yourself in the face. A Phoenix man is in extremely …
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Milk: It Does A Body Better Than Whatever Else He Put In There
Homeowner finds naked man singing in kitchen, drinking milk Authorities say a Pennsylvania homeowner who heard someone singing inside his home found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. Erie police say the homeowner heard the singing around 3 a.m. Monday. He grabbed his pistol, went to investigate and soon found the man sitting …
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