>What a wacko. First he’s hitting cars and smashing beer bottles. Then, when they arrest him for public intoxication, Ryan Halverson ups his charges to felony assault of a public servant. What did he do? He licked the arresting officer’s face. No, leave that for the police dogs. Why would you do that? That’s just …
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The Poor Thing!
I love pets. I would do lots for them, but this is too much. The cat got hit by a car, he had both his eyes messed with, his nasal cavity was shunted to the back of his brain, he needs a feeding tube in his neck and has his jaw fixed with wires and …
Beauty Is Only Skin-Deep, But Ugly Goes Right To The Bone!
Once again, I’m ashamed to be agirl. Why? Because now, brides to be are more often asking their bride’s maids to get all manner of cosmetic procedures done. Botox? Breast implants? Really expensive laser treatments? Liposuction? If a bride to be asked me to do that, I’d just say I wouldn’t be a bride’s maid. …
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UR A Dumbass
To me, the saddest thing about this here story on walking and texting is that no mention is made of anyone being killed. You can’t tell me that the world wouldn’t be a lot better off without people like this guy. Despite the obvious hazards to person and pride, many mobile texters show little sign …
I Wonder How Many People Want To See Him More Than Once
I have nothing to say about this story, I only wish to point out that the prosecutor’s name is Joe Deters. Come on, he has to have made that up once he got into the business.
I Hereby Charge You With Bad
Quick question for the folks down atthe Mercury. Given some of your previous mistakes the answer is probably no, but do you notice anything wrong with this headline? Man charged with marijuana When did marijuana become a chargeable offence? I’ve heard of possession and I’ve heard of trafficking, but never in the history of printed …
I Went To The T-Shirt Shop And All I Got Was This Vicious Beating
Next time you want to wear a t-shirt that says “Obama is my slave,” think hard about where it would be safe to walk with that shirt on. But whatever you do, don’t sue its designers for the beating you receive.
That’s So F-UK’d Up
Here’s some more UK bullshit. If you’re writing a standardized test, and you decide that you’d rather just write “fuck off” as your essay, you’ll actually get some marks for it. Hell, if you throw an exclamation point on the end, you’d get a few more. It would be better to do that than to …
That’s Funny Stuff, Kids
Teenagers’ prank launches homicide investigation Police are constantly coming up with charges nobody has ever heard of to nail people for all kinds of reasons, but now, when they really should be nailing these little shits to the wall, they aren’t going to? Come on, at least make them pay the wages of every person …
Lesbians Are Still Lesbians
Well, in the case of who gets to use the term lesbian, an island in Greece or gay women, well, the gay women win. Phew. Another sane ruling.